Pam Anderson Misses School

Pamela Anderson recently lamented the loss of the Playboy mystique. Between the magazine transitioning to PG-ratedlisticlesand the Mansion going on the market, the Playboy that she once knew has passed. Andersonreferred to her time at the Playboy Mansion as her education... read more

Pamela Anderson Cruelty Free

Pamela Anderson announced herline of zero animal product footwear. Pammies.It's a stupid name but if you're pulling plastic for vegan pumpsdesigned by Pamela Anderson, you're well past caring about names. I'm not the designer. Celebrities are not designers. I don't like... read more

Pamela Anderson Is Connected (VIDEO)

Pamela Anderson stars in a science fiction short about an aging blonde fitness instructor desperately battling mid-life with unfulfillingwellness programs. If you watch the movie waiting for the lesbian scene, you'll be disappointed. Fuck, I did that twice. It's unclear... read more

The French Are Horrible Fucking People

Pamela Anderson is a drunk ho cake but nothing so vileas the horrible people of France. The frog like turtleneck wearing people have cruelly derided Anderson's visit to France to discuss that nation's obsession with force tube feeding fowlto achieve an expensive fatty... read more

Pamela Anderson Picked to Ring the Playboy Death Knell

Playboy magazine announced that Pamela Anderson will be the cover girl on their final nude issue coming out this month. Starting in 2016, Playboy is committing to content far less compelling than hot naked young woman tits. The hope at Playboy is that men will discover... read more

Pamela Anderson No Longer Has The Liver AIDS

Pamela Anderson went on social media, Tinder, and Backpage Dubai to announce that our long national STD nightmare is over. She's cured of Hep C. There was no comment on the related ailments of alcoholism, bankruptcy, and pink eye. Anderson posted a mostly naked photo of... read more

Pamela Anderson Tits for Critters

Pamela Anderson's passion for saving animals measures equally to her desire to throw back a couple or three Stoli and tonics and show off her most recent version of tits. Anderson seamlessly combines her two driving forces in a never ending set of braless appearances... read more

Nothing Says Save the Animals Like Celebrity Tits

PETA has figured out that sex sells a message. Also that 95% of the general population loves eating animals more than making sure they have three square meals a day and subsidized cable. Consider naked ladies your last best option for changing minds. PETA used to run... read more

Pam Anderson Still Kicking

I jerked off to this chick in high school. I'm now 78 years old. Pamela Anderson is the trophy wife you wish you'd divorced. And then remarried and divorced again just to cum on her numb tits while she showed all the emotion of a car getting a wax. Anderson is a big PETA... read more

Pamela Anderson Royally Tapped

Pamela Anderson was bestowed the title of Countess of Giglio by a prince from Montenegro even though nobody is sure Montenegro is a real place and even those who do are pretty sure they have no royal family.It's possible this was an elaborate cosplay arranged for on... read more

Pamela Anderson Seems Concerned

The wide eyed animal lovers at PETA are pushing a line that cows are water hugging motherfuckers who will be the parched death of us all. I don't know if that's true. I feel confident I could take out a cow if it came down to me versus bovine for the final watering hole.... read more

Pamela Anderson Still Trying

Four times divorced and drunk-ass broke single mom only begins to describe the highlight of Pamela Anderson's profile. There's the tits. You know those are comp as part of the package. Anderson is currently flipping through her Rolodex of former older dudes she... read more