Pam Anderson Dripping WikiLeaks and Mama June Fap Worthy on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #80

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we delve into the vagina poetry of Pamela Anderson for her stud Julian, Matt shockingly calls Mama June a trailer park 6 or 7, Snoop fake shoots Trump but real shoots other people, I defend Justin Bieber for being spiteful midget... read more

Pamela Anderson Pens Love Poem to Julian Assange

Girls pen sappy odes to love as emotionally overwrought pubescents. It's a sign the hormones are flowing. You may change genders in high school if you're not totally impressed by your chromosomal selection or you'd simply like to use a dirtier bathroom. read more

Pamela Anderson Is Not a Top Get

It's not that every single tiny country doesn't deserve their own version of vacuous model competition shows, but if you were overrun by the Germans in under two weeks, you ought to think about forming larger entertainment blocs. read more

Pamela Anderson Might've Killed WikiLeaks

Pamela Anderson was a busy beaver in London. In the morning she posted protest letters to the new British Prime Minister urging her to prohibit elephants from being used in circuses. In the afternoon, she brought a vegan lunch to Julian Assange in the Ecuadoran embassy... read more

Gretchen Carlson Pro-Cash and Pamela Anderson Anti-Jizz on The Last Men On Earth Podcast #59

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we explore the legitimacy of nude models with Hep C preaching an anti-porn message, wonder aloud if Megan Rapinoe or Colin Kaepernick has the bigger dick, question how Melissa Click got hired into a new professorial job without... read more

Pamela Anderson Topless and Protesting Porn

Pamela Anderson has joined forces with Shmuley Boteach, the effusive rabbi Michael Jackson enlisted to help him put a theological face on his child raping, to put the verboten on pornography. Not your traditional Christian ministry combo pack for a good old-fashioned... read more

Pam Anderson Misses School

Pamela Anderson recently lamented the loss of the Playboy mystique. Between the magazine transitioning to PG-ratedlisticlesand the Mansion going on the market, the Playboy that she once knew has passed. Andersonreferred to her time at the Playboy Mansion as her education... read more

Pamela Anderson Cruelty Free

Pamela Anderson announced herline of zero animal product footwear. Pammies.It's a stupid name but if you're pulling plastic for vegan pumpsdesigned by Pamela Anderson, you're well past caring about names. I'm not the designer. Celebrities are not designers. I don't like... read more

Pamela Anderson Is Connected (VIDEO)

Pamela Anderson stars in a science fiction short about an aging blonde fitness instructor desperately battling mid-life with unfulfillingwellness programs. If you watch the movie waiting for the lesbian scene, you'll be disappointed. Fuck, I did that twice. It's unclear... read more

The French Are Horrible Fucking People

Pamela Anderson is a drunk ho cake but nothing so vileas the horrible people of France. The frog like turtleneck wearing people have cruelly derided Anderson's visit to France to discuss that nation's obsession with force tube feeding fowlto achieve an expensive fatty... read more

Pamela Anderson Picked to Ring the Playboy Death Knell

Playboy magazine announced that Pamela Anderson will be the cover girl on their final nude issue coming out this month. Starting in 2016, Playboy is committing to content far less compelling than hot naked young woman tits. The hope at Playboy is that men will discover... read more

Pamela Anderson No Longer Has The Liver AIDS

Pamela Anderson went on social media, Tinder, and Backpage Dubai to announce that our long national STD nightmare is over. She's cured of Hep C. There was no comment on the related ailments of alcoholism, bankruptcy, and pink eye. Anderson posted a mostly naked photo of... read more