Paris Hilton Created Kim Kardashian And Shit Around The Web

Manhattan Project scientists were reticent about ever discussing their involvement in building a bomb that could destroy the human race. Paris Hilton less so in taking credit for creating Kim Kardashian. The horror. Sorry, I meant, the more

Paris Hilton Shits Gold

Paris Hilton wrapped up the launch of her 20th signature fragrance. All essentially identical junior chemistry kit concoctions produced in a dredged swampland outside Budapest. Packaging takes time or she'd be on fifty. Three of her signature scents are for men. The aroma is used by U.S. Special Forces to locate ISIS forces in the dark. It's not the jihad that kills you, it's the Qatari disco more

Paris Hilton Whale Tail And Shit Around The Web

I appreciate when a rich girl who would never fuck me in a million years shows some whale tail. It's probably esteem related. We didn't get trophies in more

Paris Hilton Rattles Cages

Paris Hilton pissed off a UN wild animal conservation group by posing with a dressed up orangutan while visiting Dubai. Rich people in the Middle East are especially fond of purchasing wild animals and turning them into cocktail party ice breakers. So exactly what The Hamptons would be like without some supervision from U.S. more

Coachella Concedes

It's hard to state the exact moment at which an annual countercultural event sells out. It's usually a process. Inevitably marked by Paris Hilton showing up in expensive clothes made to look vintage. Coachella was a music thing until somebody realized it could be a monster fucking money making thing and suddenly Jay Z and Beyonce are headlining an indie music and arts festival in the desert. The entire list more

Hot Women Come Out for The AIDS

Girls go nuts for The AIDS. These amFAR events scheduled around the world in concurrence with various Fashion Weeks bring out the best looking ladies. Dress up, show off, there are men with money and not long to live here. Best party ever. Condoms are ten grand each. You're going to want at least two. Photo Credit: Splashread more

Emma Roberts and Bella Thorne Tits at People's Choice Awards After Party

The People's Choice Awards is a real thing invented by the networks so that their crappy shows and celebrities could win awards before the Golden Globes and Oscars cut back to people who at least spend some effort trying to be imaginative. The highlight of the evening was when Leslie Mann got her hand stuck on Dakota Fanning's dress and almost ripped her gown in the back while congratulating her on winning the more

Paris Hilton Tied Up

While her mute sister has chosen a life of Xanax tablets and forced smiles during rich guy on top sex, Paris has kept herself a career woman. Owned by none, rented by many. A world class DJ one evening, a fragrance magnate the next. The fact that that's real and not just a twinkly fancy residing in the lobes of her grey matter says something about this world. It's not pretty. Your ass looks nice when you can't stop me...

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Paris Hilton Jubilee in Chile

Paris Hilton is in Chile to DJ and promote her latest branded fragrance. Also she's been paid by loyalists to fuck a judge to bury some war crimes. There's no corner of the earth that won't pay this chick to slap on extensions and pose like a lazy-eye mannequin in the quarter-twist position. Punch up the play list and hope your arms don't snap when you're waving them in the air. In South Americaherpes is a party drug....

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Paris Hilton DJs Polish Fashion Week

Paris Hilton flew into Polandwhere she's the big name get for Poland Fashion Week. The previous big get at Poland Fashion Week was a billy goat that looked strikingly like Lech Walesa. Hilton DJed the big pre-show party, pressing the PLAY button and holding her hands up to her headphones to hear her Galaxytext to speech read all the dirty emails from her Polish suitors. Hilton just dropped her 18th signature fragrance...

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Paris Hilton Dubious Claim

Paris Hilton claims she's never had any plastic surgery even though her ass looks like a walnut and her tits are voluptuous in contrast to the rest of her little boy at the beach milk carton body. Losers who have lost grasp of their life have often speculated about Hilton receiving implants in between cutting themselves and binging on Arby's: "I have nothing against it,all my friends have done everything,boobs, nose, more

Nicky Hilton Flashes Panties on Her Wedding Day

Nicky Hilton flashed her panties on her wedding day because beneath a $100,000 dress at a million dollar wedding still beats the heart of a Hilton. She may be boring and dull and occasionally tested with a glass slide beneath her nostrils for signs of life, but only a Rothschild gets to see the hooch. Consider this one of those stores where they don't have price tags and if you have to ask, you can't afford it. Those...

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Paris Hilton Is Still Alive And Shit Around The Web

Paris Hilton just wants to be your friend. No, not you, loser. She doesn't like you. Or your black buddy. She will smile for a dollar, but she won't mean it. Friends forever. Here she is, trying to convince people she's still relevant. (TMZ) Alexis Ren does the whole bikini thing in Mykonos. (Egotastic) Hanna Davis shows off her tits for SI Swim Daily. (Drunken Stepfather) This is Gabriela Iliescu and these are her...

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Paris Hilton Working the Holidays

Nobody is more American than Paris Hilton. She is the invisible hand that tugs the cock of capitalism. No matter where Paris is at any given time or what she is doing, she is getting paid. She doesn't need to work. Her sister doesn't. She wants to work. For about an hour last week the world was flummoxed as to whether or not Paris Hilton was in on her Dubai Air Crash prank show. Then everybody remembered she more

Paris Hilton Fakes It And Shit Around The Web

Lazy-eyed heiress Paris Hilton may have been in on that plane crash practical joke from earlier in the week. At least that's what people are saying. I don't buy it. That DJ is not good enough of an actress. She used to get upstaged by her dog. Could someone as honest as Paris lie? (Huffington Post) Stella Maxwell's tits are delightful. That Miley is one lucky bitch. (Egotastic) Matt Damon's ponytail is the worst thing...

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