Kate Hudson Classic Beauty and Shit Around the Web

Paris Hilton’s Halloween duds, Mr. Skin’s nudity filled DVD releases, and more! read more

Burning Man Gets Helipads

If you were waiting to attend Burning Man, the annual late summer gathering of half-naked acid tripping junior marketing executives in the Nevada desert, until they had a landing strip for private planes and helicopters, wait no longer. read more

Paris Hilton Revives Reality TV

Paris Hilton is underrated. Her powers of resurrection rival that of Jesus Christ himself. And now she's bringing reality TV back from the dead.  read more

Paris Hilton Pushing Panties

Paris Hilton is many things, among them, hyper aware that women in numerous Eastern nations and multiple emirates want to be her. Men there want to fuck her too, but they know the price for that is more than a $60 bottle of her signature fragrance or a healthy cover... read more

Conrad Hilton Courtroom Crazy (VIDEO)

Imagine a steep slide with zero friction and no handrails. At the bottom is full Nick Nolte crazy. Conrad Hilton is flying down the slide halfway to Nolte.   read more

Paris Hilton Not a Feminist Per Se

To Paris Hilton's credit, she specifically avoids referring to herself as a feminist, which is the reflex of every single other famous women despite zero credentials. Hilton stops at being happy to be a generic role model for girls. read more

Paris Hilton Getting Some in Mexico

It's not altogether flattering that at thirty-five you're in the news for making out on the beach with some dude. The press is in a furor because Paris Hilton was on some Mexican shoreline rolling around with a dude in jeans and no shirt which screams of foreign escort. read more

Paris Hilton Corrupting The Youth

Paris Hilton has been shoving herself in front of paparazzi cameras with Sofia Richie, Lionel Richie's 18 year old daughter. If you could tell Richie was a prick based on his wardrobe and music videos, the way his children have turned out should be exhibit A. Not... read more

Paris Hilton Big in Belgrade

If you want to know the world's most in demand DJ, look no further than the intellectually underrated Paris Hilton. The devil-may-care blonde heiress and her structurally impossible pushed up B-cups have been touring big deal club parties from Italian Fashion Week to... read more

Paris Hilton DJ's In Fear, Also, In Spain, We Have Her Address

Paris Hilton continues to hide from Islamic Jihadists behind the veil of a highly publicized artist in residence program at an Ibiza nightclub. If you stop pressing PLAY on that iPod, the terrorists win. read more

Paris Hilton Created Kim Kardashian And Shit Around The Web

Manhattan Project scientists were reticent about ever discussing their involvement in building a bomb that could destroy the human race. Paris Hilton less so in taking credit for creating Kim Kardashian. The horror. Sorry, I meant, the whore. read more

Paris Hilton Shits Gold

Paris Hilton wrapped up the launch of her 20th signature fragrance. All essentially identical junior chemistry kit concoctions produced in a dredged swampland outside Budapest. Packaging takes time or she'd be on fifty. Three of her signature scents are for men. The aroma... read more