Paris Jackson Sends Poltergeist Papa After Wendy Williams

The apparition of Michael Jackson is moonwalking all over a Mrs. Wendy Williams’ soul according to Paris Jackson. When you can’t keep the name of a pop star’s kid out of your mouth bad things are going to happen. read more

Paris Jackson Sings Just Like Michael Jackson If You're Deaf

When I saw a bunch of headlines pop up announcing that Paris Jacksons sounded just like her totally biological father Michael Jackson while performing with totally biological cousin Austin Brown in West Hollywood over the weekend, I thought "Duh, why wouldn't she. They're... read more

Work Your Arm to Ana de Armas and Shit Around the Web

  Big booty beauties, Ashley Hart naked on the beach, and more! read more

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Paris Jackson's Tattooed Tatas

Troubled teens and tattoos typically go hand in hand. What other options of self-expression do you really have when your dad is dead. read more

Paris Jackson Posts Cute Spit Swapping Pic With MJ

Get a room. Paris Jackson took to Instagram to wish late papa Michael Jackson a happy fifty-ninth birthday with an adorable pic that shows the two tenderly face porking. This birthday being a big one for Michael as five and nine were his preferred ages of suitors. African... read more

Paris Jackson Makes It Official: Nazis Are the New Russia

MTV Award shows are a good chance to capture the zeitgeist of the nation's young people who found primary education a taxing experience. read more

Paris Jackson Home Alone With Macaulay Culkin

Celebrities and decent parenting are water and oil. Who better to give godfather duties to than a child star who Michael Jackson once shared a bed with. read more

Paris Jackson Breaks Ground With Texting Only Interview

It's not uncommon for celebrities to be interviewed by phone. For shitty magazines. For editions of Vogue in major Western nations, when an expensive photo shoot is involved, it's highly unusual. For Paris Jackson, it was a texting only interview with Vogue Australia.  read more

Paris Jackson Nude with a Purpose and WNBA Lesbian Conspiracies on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #87

On this week's  Last Men on Earth podcast , we delve into titty shows as slacktavism's best turn ever, consider how few people truly see Caitlyn Jenner as heroic, surmise that Gabourey Sidibe simply isn't Chanel material, ponder how a woman pees into a cup on a jostling... read more

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Paris Jackson Stands Up for Nudity

Paris Jackson took to social media to defend her right to be naked on camera. Attractive young women remain convinced that nude selfies are how they make their feminist bones. What a wonderful fucking turn of events in the world of the patriarchy. read more

Chloe Sevigny Busting Out All Over and Shit Around the Web

Busty Brit Lisa Appleton slips a tit (DrunkenStepfather) Dara Tomanovich from Bio-Dome is still super hot (TMZ) Paris Jackson limousine upskirt (TaxiDriverMovie) Stella Cox casts a level ten hardness spell (EgotasticAllStars) Carlie Jo Howell's pasties collection (... read more

Paris Jackson Joins Perfect Responders

There are first responders, who rush into buildings ablaze to rescue cats and children, then there are perfect responders, who find a single trolling social media commenter among their tens of thousands of blind sycophants to fire back the perfect response.  read more