Paula Abdul Sues Fat Burning Salon For Burning Her

Once relevant Paula Abdul is suing a tanning salon for burning her legs and thighs back in 2012 when they were supposed to be burning her cellulite. It seems that the former entertainer head went to a the UVASUN tanning salon and had an infrared body wrap, which only sounds super safe. Apparently, they turned the oven on too hot and it scorched third degree burn sores on her once desirable flesh rather than dissolving...

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Paula Abdul Had Her Bat Mitzvah In Israel

Paula Abdul could barely contain her batshit excitement when she met Israel's President Shimon Peres yesterday during her visit to his country, as she was there to celebrate her Bat Mitzvah just a few decades after most other Jewish girls. The former pop star and American Idol judge was invited by Israel's Tourism Ministry to have her Bat Mitzvah ceremony at the Western Wall. This is a little more extravagant than...

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Paula Abdul got fired from X Factor

The ratings for the American version of 'X Factor' were disappointing to say the least, and much lower than 'X Factor' ratings in the UK, and one problem may have been too much giggling and too many accents. And so the all girls and everyone from Wales has been fired. Actually Nicole Scherzinger may be leaving by choice (with a rep saying, "She wants to focus on her music career. She's spoken to Simon and he's given...

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Paula Abdul could have been shot last night

LAPD showed up at Paula Abduls house in Sherman Oaks at about 2:30 this morning, with guns drawn, after getting a call from a private security company saying her alarm was going off. They arrived to find the house empty but with the front door open. Police say nothing was stolen and there was no evidence of a break in, so if you're ever in Sherman Oaks, feel free to go rob Paula Abduls house since she apparently...

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Paula Abdul demands to be called a gift

According to Paula Abdul, everyone is always out to get Paula Abdul and she's constantly taken advantage of and abused. She even broke down in tears on her reality show one time and said... "I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am." Well apparently this is still a problem because a source tells Us magazine that Paula needs a new assistant, and you can bet your ass they'll be treating her like the...

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Monday headlines, with X Factor and secret Avenger endings

PAULA ABDUL - has officially signed on to reunite with Simon Cowell and be the fourth judge on 'the X Factor', because what the hell else is she gonna do. (thr) THORS END CREDITS - had the fourth clip building up to next summers 'the Avengers', (the first 3 from 'Iron Man', 'Iron Man 2' and 'the Incredible Hulk' are above and here) but what does it mean? For one it means I was trapped in the center of the row for the...

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Cheryl Cole will be the third judge on X-Factor

Cheryl Cole isn't a household name in America, but she's a superstar in England, and she might be one here too soon because Simon Cowell officially named her as the third judge on 'the X Factor' today. Meaning I'm gonna watch the hell out of that stupid show. Simon told the Hollywood Reporter... "I'm thrilled for Cheryl. She is massively excited about this show, and has been fantastic to work with. She is also a...read more

Paula Abdul will probably be the fourth X-Factor judge

As Simon Cowell closes in on the final two to fill out the judges panel for the American version of the X Factor, it's clear he wants a mix of personalities, ranging from the cool respected professional (LA Reid) to the emotionally unstable drunk (guess). "I've always wanted Paula," Cowell told Deadline. "Always been very vocal about that. I missed her the second she left the show ["American Idol"]. Always loved...

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Paula Abdul was kidnapped!!! Not really!!!

Paula Abdul would have a nervous breakdown if it was cloudy outside, or not cloudy enough, so keep that in mind when you hear this 911 call she made during an arugument with her boyfriend while in the car. You'd think her head was in a gullitine by the way she's carrying on, but really is was a simple fight that was quickly resolved one hour later. During the call - placed at 4:35 PM on Valentine's Day -- Paula cries...

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friday morning headlines

LAURENCE FISHBURNE - made an offer to Vivid to buy every copy of his daughters first porn movie. What a pervert! One copy wasn't enough, you sicko? (tmz) MONTANA FISHBURNE - says she's always wanted to do porn. "I am not in porn to get into acting. I am in porn because I wanted to be in porn." Dreams really do come true! (people, blurry but very NSFW dvd back cover here) PAULA ABDUL - will not be returning to American...read more

the top 10 stories of 2009

10. KELLY BROOK IS PHOTOGENIC - this picture was the topic of some heated debate around the office while making the Top 100 list, with many feeling it should be the number 1 story of the year. Of course I'm the only one who works here, so it was mostly my penis taking a stand. Eventually we agreed on the Top 10. That's the price of leadership. (May 20th) 9. PAULA ABDUL GOT FIRED FROM AMERICAN IDOL - because she was...

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paula vs. ellen, round 1

VH1 Divas | Divas Video Last night Paula Abdul channeled all her seething contempt for Ellen DeGeneres and opened the 2009 VH1 Divas concert by doing an impression of her. Meaning she dressed like a man and danced like she was smuggling something packed inside her anus. A better impression of Ellen would have been to have sex with Portia de Rossi, but only if we all went back to 1990 first. Point being, about an hour...

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paula abdul is "stunned" at being replaced on american idol.

Even though UHQ copies of Audrina Patridges Maxim cover are now available (ta-da), and Playmate Suzanne Stokes went to a club in Hollywood last night in a toddlers dress, this story still won't be sexy because it's actually about Paula Abdul and Ellen DeGeneres. The pictures were just a trick to get you this far. Deal with it. Paula Abdul was stunned at being permanently replaced on American Idol by Ellen DeGeneres …...

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Posh may be permanent

Victoria Beckham of course filled in for Paual Abdul when auditions began last week in Denver for season 9 of "American Idol", but according to producers it was to be a one time thing. And yet now E! is reporting that Victoria is on her way to Boston for the second round of judging as well. Could this mean she's already been named as the full time fourth judge? What about Katy Perry and Jessica Simpson, who were also...

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Good riddance jackass

Oh holy crap finally. Finally, finally, Paula Abduls dumb ass is off "American Idol", saying on her twitter page 11 hours ago: With sadness in my heart, I've decided not to return to Idol. I'll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all I'll miss being a part of a show that I helped from day 1 become an international phenomenon. There is so much wrong with the second half of that statement I don't even know...

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