Paula Abdul Sues Fat Burning Salon For Burning Her

Once relevant Paula Abdul is suing a tanning salon for burning her legs and thighs back in 2012 when they were supposed to be burning her cellulite. It seems that the former entertainer head went to a the UVASUN tanning salon and had an infrared body wrap, which only... read more

Paula Abdul Had Her Bat Mitzvah In Israel

Paula Abdul could barely contain her batshit excitement when she met Israel's President Shimon Peres yesterday during her visit to his country, as she was there to celebrate her Bat Mitzvah just a few decades after most other Jewish girls. The former pop star and... read more

Paula Abdul got fired from X Factor

The ratings for the American version of 'X Factor' were disappointing to say the least, and much lower than 'X Factor' ratings in the UK, and one problem may have been too much giggling and too many accents. And so the all girls and everyone from Wales has been fired.... read more

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Paula Abdul could have been shot last night

LAPD showed up at Paula Abduls house in Sherman Oaks at about 2:30 this morning, with guns drawn, after getting a call from a private security company saying her alarm was going off. They arrived to find the house empty but with the front door open. Police say nothing... read more

Paula Abdul demands to be called a gift

According to Paula Abdul, everyone is always out to get Paula Abdul and she's constantly taken advantage of and abused. She even broke down in tears on her reality show one time and said... "I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am." Well apparently... read more

Monday headlines, with X Factor and secret Avenger endings

PAULA ABDUL - has officially signed on to reunite with Simon Cowell and be the fourth judge on 'the X Factor', because what the hell else is she gonna do. (thr) THORS END CREDITS - had the fourth clip building up to next summers 'the Avengers', (the first 3 from 'Iron... read more

Cheryl Cole will be the third judge on X-Factor

Cheryl Cole isn't a household name in America, but she's a superstar in England, and she might be one here too soon because Simon Cowell officially named her as the third judge on 'the X Factor' today. Meaning I'm gonna watch the hell out of that stupid show. Simon told... read more

Paula Abdul will probably be the fourth X-Factor judge

As Simon Cowell closes in on the final two to fill out the judges panel for the American version of the X Factor, it's clear he wants a mix of personalities, ranging from the cool respected professional (LA Reid) to the emotionally unstable drunk (guess). "I've always... read more

Paula Abdul was kidnapped!!! Not really!!!

Paula Abdul would have a nervous breakdown if it was cloudy outside, or not cloudy enough, so keep that in mind when you hear this 911 call she made during an arugument with her boyfriend while in the car. You'd think her head was in a gullitine by the way she's... read more

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friday morning headlines

LAURENCE FISHBURNE - made an offer to Vivid to buy every copy of his daughters first porn movie. What a pervert! One copy wasn't enough, you sicko? (tmz) MONTANA FISHBURNE - says she's always wanted to do porn. "I am not in porn to get into acting. I am in porn because I... read more

the top 10 stories of 2009

10. KELLY BROOK IS PHOTOGENIC - this picture was the topic of some heated debate around the office while making the Top 100 list, with many feeling it should be the number 1 story of the year. Of course I'm the only one who works here, so it was mostly my penis taking a... read more

paula vs. ellen, round 1

VH1 Divas | Divas Video Last night Paula Abdul channeled all her seething contempt for Ellen DeGeneres and opened the 2009 VH1 Divas concert by doing an impression of her. Meaning she dressed like a man and danced like she was smuggling something packed inside her anus.... read more