Penelope Cruz Topless For Oscar Certainty

I can tell you who's going to win the Oscars this year. Whitey white white and the Klan brothers. Next year, count on Penelope Cruz. After forty movies where she's topless and giddy, now she's topless and gets breast cancer in the film Ma Ma. People seem to be having a... read more

Penelope Cruz Has Nice Rebel Tits

I didn't think Penelope Cruz could get any more exciting than when she's on her Pro Palestinian rants in European journals. I know it's what George and Amal were perusing as they fucked each other silly blasting the yoke of Western capitalism on their honeymoon. But then... read more

oh, hi there Eva Longoria. how are you.

Eva Longoria spent the 4th of July in Marbella, Spain, in a white bikini on a yacht with her boyfriend Eduardo Cruz (she's 36 and he's 25, btw). He's Penelope Cruz's little brother. He also seems a little dense. At one point Eva bent over with her legs straight and... read more

Penelope Cruz just had a baby, looks better now

It was less than a month ago that Penelope Cruz gave birth to a baby boy, the first child for her and husband Javier Bardem, and she hasn't been seen much since, but yesterday she was at Jerry Bruckheimers office in Santa Monica, probably for something involving Pirates... read more

morning headlines

SKINS - has now lost so many sponsors (Taco Bell, Wrigley, Subway, Foot Locker, L'Oreal and Shick) due to its subject matter, it's now in danger of being canceled. Can't they just get new sponsors? Sponsors who aren't so uptight? Like tequila, or the morning after pill.... read more

wednesday headlines

RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN - might be reconciling. "It's been almost a year since they last spoke, but Rihanna felt like she could try to be friends with Chris again. Seeing how emotional he was [at the BET Awards] really touched her. She'd never seen him like that before."... read more

ohai penelope cruz

Javier Bardem took time off from starring as Jeffrey Dean Morgan in the Raul Julia Story to go to Brazil and have Penelope Cruz stick a finger up his ass. And good for him. That's what life is all about. The last thing you want is to be on your death bed wondering if... read more

Pay attention Katy Perry

These pictures of Monica Cruz (sister of Penelope Cruz) on a beach in Ibiza today looked hotter when they were thumbnails, but she still looks better than Katy Perry so there you go. Latin chicks are always tan and they have gorgeous long hair, but they're all nuts. It's... read more

morning headlines

ANNA NICOLE SMITH - if the actions of Howard K. Stern directly led to her death, he could be charged with secondary murder or involuntary manslaughter, which is less serious, even though it sounds way worse. “Slaughter”. It's like he hacked her to pieces with a machete. ... read more


Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem have dated for almost a year now, and here they are spending Easter Sunday in Nice, France. By the way, if you care about any of this, congratulations, you're a fucking weirdo. [gallery columns="6"] read more


The nominees for the 79th Academy Awards were announced this morning, and"Dreamgirls" leads the pack with 8 nominations, including Best Supporting Actor for Eddie Murphy and Best Supporting Actress for Jennifer Hudson. Surprisingly, it did not receive nods for Best... read more