Fat Shaming Has a Process

Step one. Get fat. Nobody's fat shaming Giuliana Rancic (see: anorexia shaming). You're going to need at least a working muffin top. Step two. Get out in public and on social media and let everybody see those truck drive arms. Now, sit back and await the bodyshamingfrom... read more

Pink is Glamorous

Pink is pretty hot for a dude. I don't say that lightly. Of all the girls who look kind of like dudes, Pink I think you get away with liking without your buddies calling you the next Jason Collins. It's a fine line between wanting a strong, haunchy, ruffian woman in bed... read more

Miley and Pink looked really sexy last night

Miley Cyrus and Pink both showed off their daring sense of style and originality at the VMA's last night, and the result was me having to give an image credit to a zoo. At least Pink always does stuff like this. Miley just looks desperate, as if we're gonna forget that... read more

Pink is pregnant

As first reported on Tyler (not really but whatever), Pink looked to be newly pregnant earlier this week, and now Us.com has confirmed it. In the most awkward way imaginable. No word yet on the color of the bundle, but Pink's a mommy-to-be! "She's 12 weeks along," says... read more

Pink might be pregnant

Pink and Carey Hart were out running errands in Malibu this morning, and Flynet says, "It looks like Pink may be pregnant and is sporting a baby bump!" It's good to see these two, who have had some rocky patches in their... wait, Pink is a woman? Biologically? That's not... read more

Pink is in a bikini. doing this.

A good way to measure a woman's worth as a human being is based on how slutty she is. I never really liked Pink before, but then she and her boyfriend Carey Hart went on this yacht in the south of France, and she laid there in a bikini with her legs spread while... read more

pink fell off the stage and went to the hospital

Pink does this high wire act, part of her Gozer the Gozarian thing, in her concerts now, but yesterday everything went to hell and she ended up in a hospital in Nuremberg, Germany, after she fell out of a harness and slammed into a steel barricade. Luckily her hands... read more

what did you do, ray

In theory a girl in a naked skintight catsuit should be hot, but Pink is so androgynous it's hard to even know what her plan was two nights ago during a concert in Seattle. If she was trying to look sexy, she pretty much failed. However if her plan was to scare people... read more


Will Smith and Jennifer Lopez have yet to officially confirm that they've become scientologists, although many think that is the case, and now Star magazine says there may another secret convert.Pop star PINK has reportedly turned to Scientology to help her move on after... read more


Pink thinks she all tough with her poorly thought out tats and dumb little hat but she’s a little bitch. Paddling around in the ocean like some kind of queer. I like to chum the water with blood and fish heads and goat carcasses and and then go surfing. It makes it more... read more


Good luck to Pink in her ongoing search for whatever her sexual identity/gender may be. Over the weekend in Malibu she sort of looked like a like a girl with her dumb bikini and baby sun hat, in the same vague sense that bearded ladies at the circus sort of look like... read more


You can tell by the way she pees on the ground next to her car that Pink is like some kind of fairy princess from olden times. Like the kind you read about in books. Books with drawings of spooky forests and talking mice. I bet little cartoon bluebirds pull back her... read more