Ellen Brings Down the Hammer

Dolce & Gabbana took another hit from the gay community when Ellen lambasted the unambiguously gay duo for making comments in an Italian magazine about in-vitro fertilization being as awful as pairing beige slacks with a taupe sweater. In a quirk of expectations, the... read more

Portia de Rossi Loves to Skywrite

Portia de Rossi's go to gifts for Ellen are either skywriting messages or that special thing she does with her tongue and ring finger that drives her old lady wild. She can do both while pretty deeply intoxicated. Amid rumors of a marriage reminiscent of Ike and Tina... read more

Portia De Rossi Faded On Ellen Vag

Ellen's vagina is the psychoactive toad of lesbian Hollywood. It made Anne Heche crazy, well, more crazy. Portia de Rossi is now experiencing the long term effects of having her face directed between her older wife's pant-suited thighs and told to help mama relax. Portia... read more

At Ellen's New Mansion, The Carpets Do Match The Drapes (And You're Eating Both If You Want to Move In)

There was this guy in my circle of friends, he used to hang out at the bars, get lucky with the ladies every now and then, until one day up and told everybody he was moving in with some older man. He declared himself gay, packed his few material goods, and moved into... read more


Portia De Rossi went topless on a yacht in Sardinia, Italy, over the weekend, which is good, but unfortunately her girlfriend Sean Penn Ellen DeGeneres was there too, and she was tanning with her legs spread open and her feet up in the air. It’s a move she calls, Fuck You... read more


The California Supreme Court overturned Prop 22 yesterday - which in 2000 won with 61 percent of the vote to ban California from recognizing same sex marriages - so now same sex couples are racing to get married. And yesterday on her stupid show, Ellen DeGeneres announced... read more