Reese Witherspoon Has Bigger Tits Than You Remember

Everybody's tough on Reese Witherspoon until they're reminded she has really big breast for a shorter woman. It's a decent Get Out of Personality Jail Free Card. She's turning forty but doesn't look a day over thirty-five in that lampshade and sunglasses. The sun is evil... read more

Reese Witherspoon And Daughter Hit the Streets

It's a weird thing when a mom and her teen daughter are almost identical high maintenance looking blond chicks. Weird in that same way you feel when you first see porn when you're a kid and your drunk uncle says it's good for you. Nobody's ever banged a mom and her... read more

Reese Witherspoon Has Worry Lines

The downside of being rich and powerful is you lose the right tobitch about being broke and disenfranchised. It is the most common rant in the world. The most successful women in Hollywood are on a mission to discuss the horrid plight of the female gender. It's unclear... read more

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Cruel Intentions Reunion

The cast of Cruel Intentions reunited after sixteen years to commemorate the last movie any of them made that anybody saw. Some joked how lucky Brandon Lee was to die on the set of his 90's breakout film, but nobody laughed because it was simply too painful. It's tough... read more

Reese Witherspoon Topless Acting As Craft

I'm going to guess this scene is about two seconds of the move Wild. It's about a woman who overcomes personal tragedy by showing off her tits and sucking some dude's finger. I'm mostly gleaning that from the photos. I actually think it's about a woman who overcomes... read more

Reese Witherspoon Is a Living Fairy

You don't need to see that video again where drunk Reese Witherspoon reminds a Georgia police officer that she once was the plucky star of Desperate Choices: To Save My Child on Lifetime. Oh, fuck, watch it again: Reese used her wagging finger and star power once again... read more

Reese Witherspoon Is a Global Citizen

When you live in the plush world of Brentwood mansions and designer gown cocktail parties, you need to find a way to keep yourself grounded lest you become truly Kris Jenner evil. In her latest movie, Reese Witherspoon plays a person who helps people in horrible... read more

Reese Witherspoon Unscripted With Script (VIDEO)

Reese Witherspoon shot a segment for Vogue in which she answers 73 pre-screened questions in the most irritating, faux on-the-spot cadence you have ever heard. The segment is staged to look natural, fails miserably, and serves the basic purpose of allowing Witherspoon to... read more

Reese Witherspoon Is Still The Life Of The Party (VIDEO)

In a much more entertaining and worthwhile video from Monday's Met Gala, Cara Delevingne ended up in an elevator with Reese Witherspoon, Zooey Deschanel and Kate Upton, and it seems that at least Reese decided to get a little loose with the booze. Cara coaxed the already... read more

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Reese Witherspoon In Green Shorts Out For A Jog In Brentwood

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Reese Witherspoon In a Swimsuit on Independence Day

The last time we saw Reese Witherspoon, she was drunk-bitching out an Atlanta cop for arresting her husband for DUI. She simply wanted to remind the local constable that Hollywood celebrities get special treatment. But that rube just wouldn't listen. So Reese got cuffed... read more

Do You Know My Name? Yep, It's Guilty

Reese Witherspoon pled no contest today in Atlanta to charges of being a completely annoying bitch at the scene of her husband's crime. We can say 'crime' because Jim Toth pled guilty to DUI at the same time. Which is a actual crime, for which he got the dreaded alcohol... read more