Rihanna and Uncle Terry Stole a Baby

Nobody spoke up when Rihanna grabbed her own tit or a cigarillo for Terry Richardson. The baby is another matter. Where'd the baby come from, Uncle Terry? Speak now or gargle out the answer from the unfriendly end of a waterboard. read more

Rihanna Sex in Sweden (VIDEO)

Rihanna's concert performance involves a suspended glass walkway she crawls back and forth across in ass-less chaps over the crowd. Your basic strip show main stage with higher production cost. At various ports of call, Drake shows up to simulate fucking her doggy style.... read more

Rihanna Nipples Hard for Sneaker Dollars

Rihanna celebrated the release of her third round of marked up sneakers by walking around Manhattan showing off her panties and nipples. They're Pumas with thick rubber soles called "creepers" because that sounds better than "we ripped off Vans and nobody gives a shit". read more

Rihanna Pushing Boundaries That Don't Exist

In case you weren't clear about the music marketing concept of Rihanna being mostly naked in her music video, she released outtakes of herself mostly naked filming her music video. Later she'll be posting upright dildo pics to Twitter, Instagram, and the Barbados Tourism... read more

Rihanna Tits Music Tits

Just to remind everybody how much better Prince was at the musical arts than anybody on the Billboard Top 100, Rihanna released a new music video where she walks around in a see-through robe showing off her nipples and cigarettes. She's rather consciously made an entire... read more

Rihanna's Ass Scores Album Cover

Your 20's are your golden years of pussy. If you didn't get laid as a teen, take comfort in the fact you have yet to hit your decade of peak sexual activity. By your 30's your married and your dick goes into a sad little box drawing dust in the attic next to your JV... read more

Rihanna Topless In 'Kiss It Better' (VIDEO)

Rihanna dropped another track about the complexities of fucking, getting fucked, and being in a constant state of needing to be fucked. This is the dick pic selfies of chick music. Dirty limericks have more complex verse. According to commenters, the song is amazing to... read more

Drake Grinds Rihanna to Make Auto-Tuned Babies

At this point in her career, Rihanna sings through vocal synthesizers almost entirely about getting fucked. Her music producers used to give her more to say but nobody was buying it. "Work" is her third song with Drake that follows the general message of, I think I love... read more

Rihanna Blew Up Pre-Grammys

According to a TMZ exclusive, meaning somebody got paid, Rihanna last minute canceled her Grammy performance after storming off the stage in a pre-show rehearsal. According to her reps but not the one who took the TMZ money, Rihanna was suffering from acute bronchitis.... read more

Rihanna Loves The Fake Black Lady And Shit Around The Web

Singer and occasional Chris Brown punching bag Rihanna came out in defense of Rachel Dolezal, the NAACP local officialwho faked being black for years. She said she was "kind of a hero" for fooling everyone. Rachel Dolezal came out in favor of Rihanna's singing for the... read more

Rihanna Nipples Not as Piercing As Her Workplace Gags

Rihanna isn't just a hot piece of pierced nipples in stupid sunglasses. She's a corporate fashion magnate in the making. Sensing the end of her music career due to her songs sounding exactly like eighty-seven other artists not too high to work, Rihanna launched the Fenty... read more

Rihanna Tits Are Moving Merch

Remember when the whole world got together and asked Rihanna to stop singing and she did? That was fucking amazing. Now she's making the same cash money or more owning big pieces of fashion houses and using her Caribbean tits to sell pricy ensembles. We win, she wins,... read more