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I'll say this for that chaffing sob monkey Robert Pattinson. Beneath all the emo, he's still a dude. So when the spoiled brat love of his life goes and cheats on him in a messy public scandal, he does what any immature but semi-inspired man would do. He goes and bangs... read more