Rita Ora Got a New Face

Rita Ora sparked a controversy among her own followers on social media when she showed up at the Fifty Shades Darker premiere in New York and nobody recognized who the fuck she was. Guys didn't care because her new face looked swell enough to resume staring at her... read more

Rita Ora Selling Lingerie Now Too

The latest merchandising craze for models and celebrities is signature lingerie lines. Not factored into the gender wage gap mythology is the vast array of crap female celebrities sell to women while men are limited to Adrian Brody looking forlorn and pushing Slovakian... read more

Rita Ora Brings The Titties To The Party And Shit Around The Web

Rita Ora is a world ambassador for large titted women. She used to be an ambassador for women with smaller breasts. She must've met the ambassador for silicone enhancements. read more

Rita Ora Oktoberfest Tits And Shit Around The Web

Rita Ora dresses like a busty beer wench for Oktoberfest. There may be no hotter dress up costume for girls than German beer maid. Naughty nurses are for men with medical office fetishes. read more

Beyonce Fans Lousy With the Rage

Beyonce released her Lemonade album via an HBO special over the weekend. The songs, written by Beyonce with an assist from sixty-seven of her literatemusic industry friends listed in four-point font in the credits, focused heavily on angry songs about marital infidelity.... read more

Rita Ora Booty Flash And Shit Around The Web

Rita Ora is a singer with a swell pair of tits and and a nice ass. That's a substitute for musical talent. We can find ugly girls to sing. I bet just seeing her twat will give you eye herpes. (Drunken Stepfather) Edita Vilkeviciute's name is unpronounceable, but she... read more

Rita Ora Isn't Trying Hard Enough

Don't bother 3D-printing up some space age tank top just to show off your nipples. Not if you're not going to show of your tits as well. The bakery shop around the corner doesn't just let you see the frosting and hide the cake. Maybe the gay wedding cakes so you can't... read more

Rita Ora Topless for Uncle Terry

I can't remember anything I ever wrote about this person now that I've seen her bare tits. Such is the power contained within the naked female body. Didn't you used to deliver me the wrong mail for two years? Why are you flashing me your.... best post woman ever. It... read more

Rita Ora And Daisy Lowe In Bikinis In Miami

British people instinctively find each other when traveling abroad. The tight phalanx formation prevents the sun from breaching their melanin starved skin. Also, they can mention the royals and other people actually seem interested. It's the same reason they make... read more

Rita Ora Bikini Nipples

I guess this suit looked different in the store when you tried it on. America doesn't tolerate nipples, you bleached blond Albanian British strumpet. Watch our TV shows. They're not about the tension between the social classes and they don't feature milky white tits on... read more

Rita Ora Seasons Greetings (VIDEO)

People who bitch about Christmas devolving into a celebration of shopping and anxious consumerism have yet to witness these series of stripper videos set to Yuletide costumery. I can't remember how many days are in the Advent. Christ only knows. Every famous chick... read more

Rita Ora in A Bikini

The Kardashians still blame Rita Ora for breaking Rob Kardashian's heart and turning him into a fat hapless fuck. This as opposed to driving his father to an early grave and making Rob watch his mom and sisters fuck for money. Or choosing sock designer as his reality... read more