Beyonce Fans Lousy With the Rage

Beyonce released her Lemonade album via an HBO special over the weekend. The songs, written by Beyonce with an assist from sixty-seven of her literatemusic industry friends listed in four-point font in the credits, focused heavily on angry songs about marital infidelity.... read more

Rita Ora Booty Flash And Shit Around The Web

Rita Ora is a singer with a swell pair of tits and and a nice ass. That's a substitute for musical talent. We can find ugly girls to sing. I bet just seeing her twat will give you eye herpes. (Drunken Stepfather) Edita Vilkeviciute's name is unpronounceable, but she... read more

Rita Ora Isn't Trying Hard Enough

Don't bother 3D-printing up some space age tank top just to show off your nipples. Not if you're not going to show of your tits as well. The bakery shop around the corner doesn't just let you see the frosting and hide the cake. Maybe the gay wedding cakes so you can't... read more

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Rita Ora Topless for Uncle Terry

I can't remember anything I ever wrote about this person now that I've seen her bare tits. Such is the power contained within the naked female body. Didn't you used to deliver me the wrong mail for two years? Why are you flashing me your.... best post woman ever. It... read more

Rita Ora And Daisy Lowe In Bikinis In Miami

British people instinctively find each other when traveling abroad. The tight phalanx formation prevents the sun from breaching their melanin starved skin. Also, they can mention the royals and other people actually seem interested. It's the same reason they make... read more

Rita Ora Bikini Nipples

I guess this suit looked different in the store when you tried it on. America doesn't tolerate nipples, you bleached blond Albanian British strumpet. Watch our TV shows. They're not about the tension between the social classes and they don't feature milky white tits on... read more

Rita Ora Seasons Greetings (VIDEO)

People who bitch about Christmas devolving into a celebration of shopping and anxious consumerism have yet to witness these series of stripper videos set to Yuletide costumery. I can't remember how many days are in the Advent. Christ only knows. Every famous chick... read more

Rita Ora in A Bikini

The Kardashians still blame Rita Ora for breaking Rob Kardashian's heart and turning him into a fat hapless fuck. This as opposed to driving his father to an early grave and making Rob watch his mom and sisters fuck for money. Or choosing sock designer as his reality... read more

The Tits Of The VMAs

Nothing says pay no attention to the crappy music in the background like taped up, strung up, and largely revealed tits. Stop looking at my cold sores. Have you seen my tits? Last nights VMAs set a new record for tits. Singers showed off their tits. Actresses showed off... read more

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Rita Ora Sheer Top With Pasties

Pasties have become big again as bras have disappeared and pop starsdon't want to lose their consumer brand advertisers. Pasties were first invented to make you wonder why you ever agreed to spend money in a Florida strip club. You can use pink hearts, yellow moons, or... read more

Rita Ora Abandons Feminism

Rita Ora is being accused of abandoning feminism because she collaborated with Chris Brown on her new single. It's not clear that Rita Ora was a feminist in the first place, but the charge of abandoning feminism is still a handy go-to. Rather than apologize, Ora doubled... read more

Rita Ora Nip Slip In Paris

Two things happen at Fashion Week. Wealthy people on SSRI's exchange absurdist level of details concerning clothes. And the small number of straight dudes in attendance wait for famous chicks to flash their nipples because nobody who is anybody who is getting paid to be... read more