Rosie Huntington-Whiteley No Bra No Panties No Problems

It's hard to tug one out properly to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley knowing Jason Statham is behind you ready to drop kick your ass. After he watches you finish. He's got a ton of issues on his plate. I can't remember who I just said was the perfect girl. I changed my mind. It's this chick. She doesn't talk and when she does, she's almost always talking about how her underwear makes her feel sexy. Though she's hardly ever...

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley See Through

This chick has made an entire career out of not talking and having lips that look like she just sucked the tailpipe of a classic Buick until it surrendered. Each skill therein by itself only gets you so far. Combine the two with The Transporter making threatening phone calls to booking agents you'll never go hungry again. Photo Credit: Paige Denim [gallery id="1510"]

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Jason Statham In Thailand

Rosie Huntington Whiteley scurried off to Thailand in the middle of the night to escape Jason Statham, but he found her. He has a certain set of abilities. Also, he's implanted GSP tracking devices which show her precise location on his iPhone. Don't be confused by the pictures where she appears to be alone. Her free play radius is six to ten feet depending on the prevailing population density. Beyond that, the...

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Wicked Hot Anorexics at The British Fashion Awards

The fashion business is one massive ruse. It's the equivalent of telling Jacksonville Jaguars fans that this is the year. That dress looks suspiciously like something already in your closet. I know you're paying for it yourself, but I might note that I pay for my own clothes and our rent. The entire point of designer clothing for women is to make other women jealous for not being able to fit into that same dress. A...read more

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley On the Run

This is a rare photo of this British model where Jason Statham doesn't have his arm firmly wrapped around her neck like she's figured out where he's hidden her passport and has a cohort from the shelter ready to help her escape. Having a younger girlfriend everybody wants to fuck isn't for everybody. Like insecure bald men with tempers. The upside is you get some world class model pussy. The downside is you've lost...

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Gillian Anderson Returns

The X-Files is returning to Fox because they couldn't think of anything relatively less derivative and nerds at lesser city Comic-Cons want one last chance to tug one out to Gillian Anderson. You'd like to think that a metropolis comprised entirely of super duper pill popping sodomites could come up with some novel programming ideas, but constantly checking your wristband to see how many feet you've walked today takes...

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Spreading

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley got mostly naked for a photo shoot and as part of the trade off someone had to listen to her recount some benign facts about herself. Brace yourself, she likes to eatreal food like the rest of us: "I don't want to be that miserable girl pushing a salad around my plate." One of us! One of us! I give her credit for the attempt. We know that models starve the shit out of themselves and we really...

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's Tits Pushing the Stevia

With more and more stories out that artificial sweeteners in diet soda are just making fat people die even faster, this Stevia plant sweetener is growing rapidly in popularity. It's got few calories compared to real sugar and won't send you into diabetic conniptions like the shit they've been putting in Diet Coke since people started pretending 1-calorie sodas could counteract Subway meatball grinders and eight hours...

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Strips In A Photo Shoot By Emma Summerton For Violet Grey

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Topless And Covered In The Summer 2014 Issue Of V Magazine

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley In Lingerie

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is back to doing what she does best. Pouting quietly in her underwear. She had her run as a Transformers actress, but all that got her were some dismal reviews and Michael Bay giving Jason Statham a knowing smile every time they cross paths. No, sitting silently in her panties is the place for Rosie. When she's good, she gets her favorite licorice treat. And when she's bad, you buzz the...

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Poor Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Back To Reality

Of all of the celebrities that have been vacationing in fancy places like St. Barts and Los Cabos, none have been as wonderful and kind as model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who has been spending the new year with her boyfriend, Jason Statham, in Hawaii. Unlike all of those other famous, wealthy dicks, Rosie has been documenting her entire trip on Instagram, and in between stupid pictures of trees and more trees, she's...

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Is On Vacation

Actor Jason Statham and, much more importantly, his girlfriend and model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are currently on vacation in Hawaii, and if you were worried that they were going to exclude us from the fun, don't. Rosie has been posting photos from their vacation to Instagram, but instead of boring crap like pictures of them together, having fun, she's been posting photos like the one above, because it's very...

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Looks Good in Cyrillic

I guess GQ in Russia can show more than they can here in the West. It's Russia's progressive philosophy that has helped make them a worldwide leader in the manufacture of lead piping and suicide. It could be the loss of all their hot women to high end brothels around the world. But something makes them sad. I can't read Russian as well as I pretend, but I think right around Rosie Huntington Whiteley's tits is the...

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's Side Boob Looks Tired

Model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looked a little worse for the wear last night after the 2013 British Style Awards, as she returned to her hotel in her red and black pant suit that appears to have been inspired by the question, "What if Santa Claus had a really hot assistant who climbs down your chimney and distracts parents by telling them to look at her cleavage so he can put presents under the tree?" I'm not sure if...

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