Rosie O'Donnell Hate Over the Top

Everybody who is anybody in not working so much celebrity comedy circles is dying to play a Trump cabinet character on SNL's weekly 90 minutes dedicated to Trump is an asshole sketches. SNL has seen an audience resurgence after years of slumping thanks in large part, or... read more

That Kid Rosie O'Donnell Bought Is Sharing Some Sordid Rosie Stories

There's literally never a bad time to bring up the fact that you bought your kid form heroin addicts in defense of your parenting shortcomings. You think I'm a bad mom? Your mom sold you for a truck stop high. Eat those KFC veggie sides I don't want, you ungrateful shit. read more

Melania Trump and Rosie O'Donnell, Imperfect Catfight

Some dude named James Hunter made a fairly innocuous video of Barron Trump at his dad's 3am victory speech on Election Night pointing out physical and behavioral signs that Trump's young son by Melania might be autistic. The video seems pretty creepy because all videos... read more

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Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Escapes for Good

Rosie O'Donnell spent the final weeks before her adopted daughter Chelsea turned eighteen hunting her down for daring to leave Castle O'Donnellin the quest of man cock. O'Donnell returned her daughter to the highest tower and resumed drugging her under the guise of her... read more

Rosie O'Donnell Gets Another Penis Off the Street

After Rosie O'Donnell tracked down her teendaughter Chelsea in the home of some 20-something dudeshe met on Tinder, O'Donnell and her press machine went into overdrive pushing the story that her daughter was mentally ill and off her meds and this Steven Sheerershe met... read more

Rosie O'Donnell Daughter Isn't Mental, Just Horny

When Rosie O'Donnell's seventeen year old daughter Chelsea went missing from their Nyack, New Yorkhome she knewher daughter was running off to meet some sweet talking dudein Jersey she met on Tinder. That is why 99% of seventeen year old girls take off from their homes.... read more

Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Is Missing

Technically, when you're seventeen and you take your purse and your dog and you head to Manhattan, you're not missing so much as you are running away to meet a boy. But you can't whip up a feverish rescue effort for an almost barely legalteen offto the big city to find... read more

Rosie O'Donnell Ex Wants Her Money And Shit Around The Web

Imagine going down on Rosie O'Donnell. Now put that pain into dollars. Rosie O'Donnell's ex-wife wants that much. Read all about all the lesbian divorce drama. (TMZ) Jehane Gigi Paris' cleavage is fucking amazing. (Egotastic) Mariah Carey wears a sheer dress to try and... read more

Rosie O'Donnell Quits Everything

Rosie O'Donnell announced she's ending her latest marriage, saying goodbyeto that good looking chick she made an adopted baby with.Rosie's also leaving The View to focus on taking care of her tenhalf human, half white rhino infants at her Florida estate. And, finally,... read more

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Rosie O'Donnell Teeing Herself Up for Big Fat Success

Rosie O'Donnell contract demands include the provision that no reality stars be named to fill the open co-host spots of The View. This could be Rosie playing into the stereotype that all reality stars are pill-popping wrecked fame whores with no rock bottom. Actually,... read more

Rosie O'Donnell Rejoins The View As Lesbian in Residence

When The View said they were going to boldly remake themselves, they weren't kidding. Step one, bring back the loud-mouth jelly puddle you fired previously for being mentally unstable. Rosie O'Donnell has swallowed her pride for the right amount of cash and agreed to... read more

Rosie O'Donnell got married

Rosie O'Donnell, who is so fat that these pictures with her new wife look like forced-perspective shots set up to make her look enormous even though they're actually standing side by side, got secretly married back in June! Congratulations! Not only that, but her wife,... read more