Melania Trump and Rosie O'Donnell, Imperfect Catfight

Some dude named James Hunter made a fairly innocuous video of Barron Trump at his dad's 3am victory speech on Election Night pointing out physical and behavioral signs that Trump's young son by Melania might be autistic. The video seems pretty creepy because all videos... read more

Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Escapes for Good

Rosie O'Donnell spent the final weeks before her adopted daughter Chelsea turned eighteen hunting her down for daring to leave Castle O'Donnellin the quest of man cock. O'Donnell returned her daughter to the highest tower and resumed drugging her under the guise of her... read more

Rosie O'Donnell Gets Another Penis Off the Street

After Rosie O'Donnell tracked down her teendaughter Chelsea in the home of some 20-something dudeshe met on Tinder, O'Donnell and her press machine went into overdrive pushing the story that her daughter was mentally ill and off her meds and this Steven Sheerershe met... read more

Rosie O'Donnell Daughter Isn't Mental, Just Horny

When Rosie O'Donnell's seventeen year old daughter Chelsea went missing from their Nyack, New Yorkhome she knewher daughter was running off to meet some sweet talking dudein Jersey she met on Tinder. That is why 99% of seventeen year old girls take off from their homes.... read more

Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Is Missing

Technically, when you're seventeen and you take your purse and your dog and you head to Manhattan, you're not missing so much as you are running away to meet a boy. But you can't whip up a feverish rescue effort for an almost barely legalteen offto the big city to find... read more

Rosie O'Donnell Ex Wants Her Money And Shit Around The Web

Imagine going down on Rosie O'Donnell. Now put that pain into dollars. Rosie O'Donnell's ex-wife wants that much. Read all about all the lesbian divorce drama. (TMZ) Jehane Gigi Paris' cleavage is fucking amazing. (Egotastic) Mariah Carey wears a sheer dress to try and... read more

Rosie O'Donnell Quits Everything

Rosie O'Donnell announced she's ending her latest marriage, saying goodbyeto that good looking chick she made an adopted baby with.Rosie's also leaving The View to focus on taking care of her tenhalf human, half white rhino infants at her Florida estate. And, finally,... read more

Rosie O'Donnell Teeing Herself Up for Big Fat Success

Rosie O'Donnell contract demands include the provision that no reality stars be named to fill the open co-host spots of The View. This could be Rosie playing into the stereotype that all reality stars are pill-popping wrecked fame whores with no rock bottom. Actually,... read more

Rosie O'Donnell Rejoins The View As Lesbian in Residence

When The View said they were going to boldly remake themselves, they weren't kidding. Step one, bring back the loud-mouth jelly puddle you fired previously for being mentally unstable. Rosie O'Donnell has swallowed her pride for the right amount of cash and agreed to... read more

Rosie O'Donnell got married

Rosie O'Donnell, who is so fat that these pictures with her new wife look like forced-perspective shots set up to make her look enormous even though they're actually standing side by side, got secretly married back in June! Congratulations! Not only that, but her wife,... read more

Rosie O'Donnell actually said something smart

Rosie O'Donnell finally found a way to make her opinions seem well thought out and reasonable; by going on the Today show with the peerlessly stupid Star Jones and Donny Deutsch and discussing Lindsay Lohan. When Matt Lauer asked about Lindsay (finally) being cast to... read more

being around Rosie O'Donnell is a nightmarish hell

OWN, Oprah Winfreys new network which she of course named after herself, has been a much deserved failure, highlighted by the fantastically awful talk show hosted by Rosie O'Donnell. That was finally cancelled on Friday, thus giving staff members the freedom to tell The... read more