If You Want a Rosie Perez Autograph, Ask This Woman

Once you've heard Rosie Perez's voice, it will never depart the deepest folds of your gray matter. It will incept itself like a horrible dream that pings feelings of misery for decades to come. You won't even know her speech impediment is in your mind, you'll just feel a sharp pain in your knee or the unpleasant sensation of somebody squeezing your nut sac. That's just from one viewing of White Man Can't Jump on HBO....

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