Rumer Willis Jawline Bullied

Rumer Willis claims Vanity Fair Photoshopped her jaw to several evolution iterations past Cro-Magnon. Willis posted the previously unseen photo to Instagram then asked everybody to please remove it from their accounts. Somebody got into mom's Whip-Its.

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Rumer Willis Going Strong

Apparently there is something called the Dancing With The Stars Tour where you can pay $150 to see bad stripping while sitting amongst dudes with lengthy sex crime rap sheets. Rumer Willis is on the tour, but apparently unable to dance due to stress fractures in her feet sustained by carrying around the Willis jaw for so many years. She is going to sing instead, so definitely look forward to that. I've always wanted...

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Rumer Willis Commemorates Her Win

Rumer Willis went balls to the wall on anew tattoo on her armfeaturing herself in her winning number on Dancing with the Stars.Even rappers have begrudgingly maintainedthe line in the sand over drawing pictures of yourself on yourself, but then they've never won a network TV dance competition with only seven years of down time to prepare. Willis has made a habit of tattooing her life's greatest accomplishments on her...

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Rumer And Demi Self Exploitation

Rumer Willis and Demi Moore dressed up as twins and pretended they weren't praying on your most base of sexual fantasies. I don't know where the mother/daughter thing ranks in terms of the bed post notch pantheon but I'd put it somewhere below actual twins and most certainly cooler than banging a local while vacationing in Barbados if not for the health implications. Something's not normal when you can't tell a mother...

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Rumer Willis Winner's Ass

Victory in that TV dancing show has brought clarity of purpose to Rumer Willis. This triumphant post of her tight bikini backside is the perfect statement that you don't have to be good at everything. Can you dance and do you have a nice ass? Accentuate the positive. Turn that invisible fence shock collar up to high and give yourself a jolt every time your jaw starts to turn toward a camera. Eventually build a glory...

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Tallulah Willis One Upper

Tallulah Willis went on Instagram and shared a bunch of pictures of her tits as her more camera friendly sister won Dancing With The Stars. Tallulah turned up to watch the finale along with her famous parents, as at least oneappearance was contractually mandated in exchange for having a sexy Quagmire on the cast. Tallulah is ten months sober, or six weeks from her next relapse depending upon how optimistically you...

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Rumer Willis Ass

It's good to see the idle rich taking up hobbies that don't involve booze or politics. Dancing with the Stars has proven to be a launching pad for many careers in low budget reality television and hanging out at the Coffee Bean's talking about who you almost worked with in the last millennium. Rumer Willis has one of those asses that makes a man almost not care about the cowboy jaw. Focus on the picture of the cute...

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Demi Moore Cleans Up To Watch Daughter Dance

According to RadarOnline, whose accuracy relies heavily on the broken clock metaphor, Demi Moore has freed herself of drugs and bad men and the demons that infect rich beautiful people because God hates perfect. She's completely committed to helping her daughter win the top prize on Dancing With the Stars. This might not exorcise the drinking borne of mom huffing three cans of Reddi-Wip and humping the ref at AYSO...

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Rumer Willis Has Been Busy

It'd be presumptuous to attribute Rumer Willis' die hard Instagram picture barrage to one night of scissor kissing with that practiced British-browed vagina hunter. Let's say mostly inspired by. When your square jaw sets to quivering from the love whose name we dare not speak, you start thinking about all the big things you want to do with your life. Like posting selfies. Sometimes it's best to activate your more...

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Cara Delevingne Bags a Willis

Cara Delevingne is rapid tonguing her way through disaffected young female Hollywood. I can't remember which Willis girl Rumer is. The one who looks like Bruce, drinks like a fish, and hasn't worked in a decade. Fuck, I can't narrow it down. Rumer left a bar in West Hollywood holding hands with this unquenchable lesbian vampire. Holding hands in WeHo doesn't mean the two of them are mere moments away from an after...read more

Rumer Willis Reminds Us She Once Had a Gig

Anybody who claims the Willis girls don't seem to have jobs focuses on too narrow of a timeline. Rumer Willis just posted photos of herself from August 2013 when she worked a dinner theater gig in Los Feliz. She played Juliet in a cabaret tribute to the work of film director Baz Luhrmann who takes classic literature and turns it into lavish movies as an excuse to see Leonardo DiCaprio changing in his dressing room....

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Rumer Willis Books a Shoe Store Gig

When Lady Gaga sings at a hipster shoe store in Brooklyn, it's record company promotional kitsch. If you're Rumer Willis, it's the best gig you can book. Being the oldest Willis daughter, Rumer decided it was time she pretended to have a job. She chose singer from the list of options in the back of her What Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up coloring book. And why not. Singers are cool and bold and make people happy....

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Rumer Willis Pose Down

Not to be overshadowed by her sister in jaws incestuous leather straps shoot, Rumer Willis got to posing in some outfits that several gay male sycophants declared super sexy earlier in the day. If these grown Willis kids are trying to get back at their parents by drinking and making out and parading around half naked, they're failing miserably. Becoming the high school slut might work in an after-school special about...

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Rumer Willis Seems Less Chinny

Something seems different about Rumer Willis these days and it's not a job or a purpose or anything small like that. I mean something big different. I'm no Archimedes, but I'd say twenty-degrees or so of her Willis block jaw is missing. I don't know if it was surgically shaved or if she rubbed a lamp and after asking for her mom to stop chain-huffing Whip-its and boning Ashton Kutcher she used her remaining freebie on...

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Rumer Willis Leads Charge to Free the Nipples

The Free the Nipple campaign started with such high minded ideals. Like getting Instagram to allow moderately unattractive women to show pictures of their bare tits without having their accounts suspended. For some reason the Facebook family of soul selling social media outlets doesn't allow nipples to be shown in any visual medium on their sites. At the same time, Jihadi beheadings and men recounting tales of their...

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