The All Female Ocean's Eleven Movie Nobody Wanted Is Coming

After clamor from absolutely nobody anywhere, an all female cast version of Ocean's Eleven is in the works. This has nothing to do with George Clooney exec producing and lining up some easy millions in his pocket to help fund his wife's ISIS support picnics. Or upping his feminist credentials, marred only by his fucking the shit out of fifty young women and dumping them when he got tired of their pussies. Or doing a...

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Celebrities With Black Babies Affected More Than Most

The racial divide in America affects nobody more than Hollywood celebritieswho have adopted super cute black babies because nobody within twelve thousand miles could have made a better parent. Also, it's inherently less indulgent than picking up a white kid at the kid store. Sandra Bullock fears for her black son's future and safety in the current racial climate in America. Super wealthy black celebrity kids at elite...

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Sandra Bullock Deemed Most Beautiful

People Magazine named Sandra Bullock 2015's Most Beautiful Person after a highly contentious process which utilized multiple analytics topander to their aging readership and P.R. firm connections. At 50, Sandra Bullock is still pretty hot. And my car is in good shape for a '98 Eclipse minus the Nader bumper sticker but I'm not entering it in any parades. Bullock for her part was humble, before she went home and rubbed...

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Sandra Bullock Is Trying to Age

Sandra Bullock is set to star in an upcoming movie as Brownie Wise, who was a director of marketing for Tupperware. The film will chronicle Wise's life and the spellbinding story of how Tupperware became a successful plastic container company. If you're wondering why you're storing your weed in a container marked Tupperware, this movie won't show you that. But it'll still seem interesting if you're really fucking...

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Is George Clooney Rebounding With Sandra Bullock? Sure, Why Not?

George Clooney has a knack for dating significantly younger women who are incredibly attractive and then dumping them once they mention the M word, so it wouldn't be his style to suddenly start dating a woman closer to his age. But based on the way that he was looking at and acting around his Gravity co-star, Sandra Bullock, at the Venice Film Festival yesterday, it wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility that...

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Sandra Bullock is racy

Sandra Bullock dressed up as Jessie the Cowgirl yesterday to take her son Louis trick or treating in LA. As you can see, he wore a Buzz Lightyear costume, which is actually kind of weird because in the movies Jessie and Buzz are the sentient doll equivalent of boyfriend and girlfriend. But whatever. And if you don't remember, Bullock adopted Louis, who is almost 3 now, in January of 2010. She was NOT raped, and will...

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Jesse James did not "diss" Sandra Bullock

Last night during the premiere of his season on ‘American Chopper', Jesse James dismissively referred to Sandra Bullock simply as "some Hollywood actress", and I know this because dozens of celebrity sites (including Us - E! - Access Hollywood and the Huffington Post) are saying he did, all with a report that is basically some version of this:. Jesse James continues to be in the running for worst ex of 2011! His...

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Sandra Bullock looks pretty good

Sandra Bullock is 47, and worth hundreds of millions of dollars. This has to be filtered through that, but she left a gym in West Hollywood today and looked pretty terrific. So I never would have thought I'd have sex with a girl almost 50, but here we are. (image source = splash) [gallery ids="898552,898562,898572,898582,898592,898602,898612,898622,898632"]

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Sandra Bullock gave $1,000,000 to Japan

Sandra Bullock is no stranger to giving millions to those in need; she donated $1,000,000 to charities after 9/11, after the Indonesian Tsunami, after Hurricane Katrina, and after the earthquake in Haiti, so it's no surprise that she's now written another million dollar check in the aftermath of the devastating earthquake and tsunami in Japan. CNN says... It is the largest celebrity donation to the Red Cross to be...

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Friday headlines

CAPTAIN AMERICA - has released a new pic, this time showing Chris Evans in full uniform during WWII. Long after we stopped using shields. Why did people stop using shields? Those seem helpful. (ew) RYAN REYNOLDS AND SANDRA BULLOCK - are still doing all the things people do when they're dating yet they claim their not dating. Now he's reportedly bonding with her adopted son. So he went from 26yo Scarlett Johansson to a...

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so are Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock dating or not

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds quickly tried to shoot down rumors that they were dating after spending New Years Eve together in Austin, but if they really want to kill those rumors, maybe they should stop spending romantic weekends together in secluded mountain cabins. Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds have been making top-secret getaways to her home in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Radar has exclusively learned. "Sandy...

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Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are not dating

Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock have been friends for over a decade and are both now famously single, but even though they've been doing things lately that people do when they're dating, they're apparently not dating. despite speculation that a romance is brewing in the wake of their New Year's Eve celebration, sources close to both stars tell PEOPLE that the stars' relationship is strictly platonic. Any notion of a...

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Tuesday morning headlines

GWYNETH PALTROW - suffered from postpartum depression after giving birth to her son Moses in 2006. "I just thought it meant I was a terrible mother and a terrible person." And fat, Gwyneth, let's not forget about fat. (people) SANDRA BULLOCK AND RYAN REYNOLDS - spent New Years Eve together in Austin. And then he gave it to her in the ass. Maybe. I'm not gonna lie, I didn't read the whole thing. (people) BEN AFFLECK -...

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Wednesday headlines

MICHAEL DOUGLAS - may lose the ability to speak after his 8 weeks of chemo for throat cancer. So if you need an A-list star in your movie about a mummy, send the script to Michael Douglas. (the sun) SANDRA BULLOCK - says there is no chance at a reconciliation with Jesse James, who has taken the hint and started dating Kat Von D. It's just like the last time I got dumped, except instead of banging new stray pussy, I...read more

is this Sandra Bullock or not?

This morning, INF posted the picture above, which reportedly shows Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on Sunday, together for the first time since their divorce in June. INF said... A woman, thought to be Bullock, is spotted with James as he enters West Coast Choppers in Long Beach. There's only this one picture so there's no way to know for sure, but Radar also says it's her. ...the photographer who took the photo told...

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