The All Female Ocean's Eleven Movie Nobody Wanted Is Coming

After clamor from absolutely nobody anywhere, an all female cast version of Ocean's Eleven is in the works. This has nothing to do with George Clooney exec producing and lining up some easy millions in his pocket to help fund his wife's ISIS support picnics. Or upping... read more

Celebrities With Black Babies Affected More Than Most

The racial divide in America affects nobody more than Hollywood celebritieswho have adopted super cute black babies because nobody within twelve thousand miles could have made a better parent. Also, it's inherently less indulgent than picking up a white kid at the kid... read more

Sandra Bullock Deemed Most Beautiful

People Magazine named Sandra Bullock 2015's Most Beautiful Person after a highly contentious process which utilized multiple analytics topander to their aging readership and P.R. firm connections. At 50, Sandra Bullock is still pretty hot. And my car is in good shape for... read more

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Sandra Bullock Is Trying to Age

Sandra Bullock is set to star in an upcoming movie as Brownie Wise, who was a director of marketing for Tupperware. The film will chronicle Wise's life and the spellbinding story of how Tupperware became a successful plastic container company. If you're wondering why... read more

Is George Clooney Rebounding With Sandra Bullock? Sure, Why Not?

George Clooney has a knack for dating significantly younger women who are incredibly attractive and then dumping them once they mention the M word, so it wouldn't be his style to suddenly start dating a woman closer to his age. But based on the way that he was looking at... read more

Sandra Bullock is racy

Sandra Bullock dressed up as Jessie the Cowgirl yesterday to take her son Louis trick or treating in LA. As you can see, he wore a Buzz Lightyear costume, which is actually kind of weird because in the movies Jessie and Buzz are the sentient doll equivalent of boyfriend... read more

Jesse James did not "diss" Sandra Bullock

Last night during the premiere of his season on ‘American Chopper', Jesse James dismissively referred to Sandra Bullock simply as "some Hollywood actress", and I know this because dozens of celebrity sites (including Us - E! - Access Hollywood and the Huffington Post)... read more

Sandra Bullock looks pretty good

Sandra Bullock is 47, and worth hundreds of millions of dollars. This has to be filtered through that, but she left a gym in West Hollywood today and looked pretty terrific. So I never would have thought I'd have sex with a girl almost 50, but here we are. (image source... read more

Sandra Bullock gave $1,000,000 to Japan

Sandra Bullock is no stranger to giving millions to those in need; she donated $1,000,000 to charities after 9/11, after the Indonesian Tsunami, after Hurricane Katrina, and after the earthquake in Haiti, so it's no surprise that she's now written another million dollar... read more

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Friday headlines

CAPTAIN AMERICA - has released a new pic, this time showing Chris Evans in full uniform during WWII. Long after we stopped using shields. Why did people stop using shields? Those seem helpful. (ew) RYAN REYNOLDS AND SANDRA BULLOCK - are still doing all the things people... read more

so are Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock dating or not

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds quickly tried to shoot down rumors that they were dating after spending New Years Eve together in Austin, but if they really want to kill those rumors, maybe they should stop spending romantic weekends together in secluded mountain... read more

Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are not dating

Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock have been friends for over a decade and are both now famously single, but even though they've been doing things lately that people do when they're dating, they're apparently not dating. despite speculation that a romance is brewing in the... read more