Scarlett Johansson Definitely Tasted Bobby Flay’s Meat

Scarlett Johansson is really getting around when it comes to dating. Her love interest more recently is leaning towards men who know their way around some meat. read more

Scarlett Johansson Still on the Rebound With Colin Jost

Scarlett Johansson wastes no time in her quest for new people to penetrate her. With her new daring dyke inspired look I can imagine she takes turns with her boyfriends alternating between being a top and bottom. read more

Scarlett Johansson Seals Divorce Deal, Free Woman

I believe Scarlett looked better with more hair on her head. Mostly because she didn't look like she was about to fight Sylvester Stallone.  read more

Scarlett Johansson Tatts Back

Tattoos can add spice to the skin. Just don't tell your overly religious grandmother. She'll tell you that your body is a temple. But some people's bodies are porta-pottys. read more

Scarlett Johansson Drowning in Rich White Girl Problems

The prep for all female celebrities being interviewed for intellectually rich outlets such as Cosmopolitan involves sitting down with your team and assessing hot button issues for women in the news. Pick two or three, rehearse a response, and hope the interviewer asks you... read more

Scarlett Johansson Tonguing Colin Jost

Last Saturday marked the final episode of one of Saturday Night Live’s most successful seasons in years. The cast celebrated with a wrap party at Rockefeller Center. Guest star Scarlett Johansson celebrated by exploring the inside of Weekend Update host Colin Jost with... read more

Scarlett Johansson Calls Out Ivanka Trump

Scarlett Johansson isn’t happy with Ivanka Trump. The actress spoke with Arianna Huffington at the Women in the World Summit in New York City where women and the beta males who serve them assembled to drink water out of mugs made from repurposed human waste.  read more

Ghost in the Shell Tanked

The life-action version of Japanese anime cult hit Ghost in the Shell tanked at the box office this weekend. If you bet the opposite, you don't deserve to handle money. read more

Mr. Skin Minute Features Scarlett Johansson Out of Her 'Shell'

Mr. Skin gives us the only Scarlett Johansson clips we really care about! read more

Scarlett Johansson Eying Politics

Scarlett Johansson told Michael Strahan she'd consider turning her public abortion confessions and Ivanka Trump impersonations into a full time elected office gig after her daughter is older and if she's still between additional future marriages. read more

Scarlett Johansson Battling for Custody

Scarlett Johansson made it clear she will be providing zero public commentary to her ongoing divorce and child custody proceedings with husband, Romain Dauriac. She's asked that the media follow suit for the sake of her two year old. The media responded by unanimously... read more

Scarlett Johansson Still Not Quite Apologizing

Now that she's split from yet another gay husband, Scarlett Johansson has time for course correcting the racial and gender thinking of the lesser evolved world. There's a time for lecturing and there's a time for apologizing. Any decent moralist is a dual threat.   read more