Selma Blair Has Demons

There's no better way to cap off a Father's Day holiday retreat with your young son and husband than getting lit up on prescription meds and wine and getting carted off the airplane in a stretcher. It wasn't about you this one day. Apparently she just couldn't handle it.read more

Minka Kelly Has 2 Years Left

It's not for me to say how long a woman has left to find a guy without credit problems, but I'm giving Minka Kelly and her breasts two years. You can clock it from July rumors that she was Sean Penn's rebound hump after Charlize Theron's drugs wore off and she snatched up her African baby and ran. Two years seems like a long time but that's five more Olympics. Take that top down another button. You don't want to end...

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Cruel Intentions Reunion

The cast of Cruel Intentions reunited after sixteen years to commemorate the last movie any of them made that anybody saw. Some joked how lucky Brandon Lee was to die on the set of his 90's breakout film, but nobody laughed because it was simply too painful. It's tough to peak at twenty. Far worse to never have peaked at all. The film itself was merely Dangerous Liaisons re-set in the world of rich New York prep...

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Selma Blair Won't Stop Breastfeeding Her Kid

I have it on questionable authority that Selma Blair is now starving her pre-school aged kid just so he'll latch on to her motherly teat the minute they get themselves out to a shopping center, farmers market, or other public venue where Selma can show the world what a truly devoted maternal wellspring she is. We get it, Selma. You will feed him on a plane, you will fed him on a train. You will feed him here and...

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Selma Blair Breastfeeds Her Kid

There's no more sacred and private bond between a mother and child than the natural and beautiful act of breastfeeding their offspring. I can't think of a more noble tribute to the blessed spirit of mother to child nourishment than by staring at Selma Blair's bare tit. It's a fact. If you're going to do this in public, we're going to look. And, for a small number of us, be jealous of your boy. Who, for the record, is...

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Friday headlines

CAPTAIN AMERICA - has released a new pic, this time showing Chris Evans in full uniform during WWII. Long after we stopped using shields. Why did people stop using shields? Those seem helpful. (ew) RYAN REYNOLDS AND SANDRA BULLOCK - are still doing all the things people do when they're dating yet they claim their not dating. Now he's reportedly bonding with her adopted son. So he went from 26yo Scarlett Johansson to a...

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SELMA BLAIR IS GOOFY

Selma Blair and her boyfriend Johnny Messner hit the beach in Malibu yesterday, and I'd like to be the first to congratulate her on her sassy jean shorts. I thought only Mexican guys wore jeans to the beach. You'd swear theydidn’t even know they were going to the beach. They wear jeans and plaid shirts and go swimming in that. It looks like a cowboy fell in the ocean. On a side note, nice monogrammed bag there weirdo....

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I THINK IM IN LOVE

Selma Blair was on the set of "Kath and Kim" yesterday, getting the crowd all worked up into a frenzy. Look at her go! Look at that enthusiasm! Those lucky crew members expected nothing more than the satisfaction of a job well done, instead what they got was an afternoon of erotic delights.(picture sources - inf daily and pacific coast news) [gallery ids="30701,30711,30721,30731,30741,30751,30761"]

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SELMA BLAIR IS CONFUSING ME

I truly don’t understand how Selma Blair is doing any of this. I think it might be magic. Every one of these pictures, of her yesterday in Manhattan, is nothing less than an attack that mocks my understanding of the physical world. For starters, she’s clearly wearing a see thru shirt, yet I can't see her tits. Secondly, I can’t even begin to imagine how she got her leg into this position. That’s what people look like...

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