Shakira Hot Midget Abs And Shit Around The Web

If you like teeny tiny chicks who belly dance after giving birth, Shakira is your girl. Her husband beats her if he sees men checking her out, so let that weigh on your conscience. See for yourself. (Drunken Stepfather) Genevieve Morton's ass is fucking breathtaking. (Last Men On Earth) Katelyn Pascavis is topless in the sea like a mermaid who doesn't have a fish vagina. (Egotastic All-Stars) UFC fighter Travis Brown...

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Shakira Is Not Allowed to Dance With Boys

Here's a little hint for the ladies. If your boyfriend tells you who you can or can not hang out with or work with, it's not because he values you, it's because he owns you. Fuck, how about that for a little Oprah meets Dr. Phil meets that halfway house counselor you'll be meeting with soon with a bloody lip explaining that she doesn't understand, sometimes he just gets angry when you burn his toast. Shakira's baby...

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I Think Shakira And Rihanna Are Having Sex

Seeing a black chick and a midget get it on has been on my bucket list for just about forever. I've seen lots of diversity at the lesbian make-out rallies I attend hoping someday somebody there won't look exactly like Camryn Manheim, but this is a new combo for me. Shakira and Rihanna are getting it on in support of whatever crappy song comes next. It's the natural extension of these pop girls shaking their asses and...

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Shakira Knows How to Travel in Style

Shakira arriving at LAX in a see-through shirt isn't very newsworthy as much as it's a reminder of how much us losers in coach suck at life. I'm assuming that if Shakira isn't flying around on her own private jet, the wealthy singer is at least taking up all of first class on her own, so nobody but her and her entourage can experience her rose petal queefs. But this at least offers the possibility that some lucky...

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Shakira is replacing Christina Aguilera on 'the Voice'

Usher and Shakira will replace Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green for the fourth season of 'the Voice', though it's said to be a temporary move so Aguilera can go on tour and Green can record a new album. But maybe it won't be for one season. Maybe it will be permanent. Or maybe it won't, look, why are you dragging me into this, I hate that stupid show. (source = celebuzz)

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Shakira is being blackmailed over a sex tape

News reports from Spain and Mexico say Shaikira was filmed having sex on a yacht with her boyfriend, soccer star Gerard Piqué, by someone who worked for her and is now using it to blackmail her. An agent in Barcelona who saw the tape says... "The video lasts about 15 minutes….it's filmed with a cell phone, which I guess, belonged to Shakira's employee who was at the helm of the boat that night. The images are not...

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Shakira was robbed in the middle of a song

Shakira gave a concert in Monterrey, Mexico, last week, and new video shows that while walking through the crowd and touching hands with her fans, one of them pulled a ring right off her damn finger. E! says... Shakira quickly noticed that her bauble had been deftly and dastardly removed, but as the perp had already disappeared into the crowd—and she was already midsong—after glancing first at her suddenly ringless...

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Shakira is in a bikini too

Yesterday Shakira put on a bikini for a photo shoot in Ibiza, and this was the first I'd heard of her in a while so I ran a search to see what she's been up to. It turns out she does incredibly deviant hardcore porn now, either because she's awesome or because I spelled her name wrong and clicked on a link for "Sharka". I was gonna run a new search with her name spelled correctly, but by then my erection was getting...

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morning headlines

The Tuesday morning headlines are brought to you by this guy. Either one really. MADONNA - is cheap. She made 110 million dollars last year, yet only gave $459,000 to charity. This may sound thoughtless, but keep in mind: Madonna is a mean old bitch. (hollywood reporter) ROMAN POLANSKI - has been denied bail once again. A Swiss court ruled he was a high flight risk and ordered him to remain in jail while he awaits...

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CANDID PICTURES DONT LIE

I don’t know how they get Shakira to look hot in her videos, but I assume it involves tons of makeup and magic. Or they poison a cupcake and knock her out for three months so she cant eat. This chick is a mess. I’d have an easier time masturbating in a haunted house than I would with these pictures. [gallery columns="6"]

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SORRY LADIES, HE'S TAKEN!

This is Shakira and her boyfriend on vacation this week in Miami. I have no idea who the hell he is, buthis hobbies include eating cookie dough and sitting very still. Her hobbies include saluting Hitler and wearing tons of makeup for her videos.read more