Sienna Miller In a Bikini

TheEuropean celebrities are in the South of Spain this summer. Greece used to be the chic hot spot in July until the commies decided the retirement age should be thirty-two and bankrupted their cute little village nation. Spain remains the Mexico of Europe. Street merchantswill haggle down from fifty bucks to eleven cents on a cute shell necklace if you commit the time. Also, a boy with a struggling mustache will...

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Sienna Miller in A Bikini in Cannes

Sienna Miller was in a Clint Eastwood movie last year but that didn't disqualify her from being named a panelist on the jury of the Cannes Film Festival. In that role, she will have to pretend to watch twenty-seven tiresome films, at least half of which will involve an Iranian girl losing her only pair of shoes to Western imperialism. Sean Penn will scream andKate Winslet will cry but that girl will not get back her...

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Jude Law Sold Out By His Own Family

Jude Law almost lost the remainder of his hair in court when he learned that he was not the victim of tabloid phone hacks ten years ago so much as the fact that a member of his family had been selling his personal information to the press. During the News of the World trial where a bunch of pale British dudes were busted for hacking into celebrity phones, Jude was called to testify about how the tabloids suddenly knew...

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Sienna Miller Cleavage At Just Like A Woman Screening

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Wednesday headlines

THE HANGOVER 3 - is already in development, and Zach Galafianakis says the story will center around his character getting sprung from a mental institution. In other words, expect to see his ass in a hospital gown. (rolling stone) SALT 2 - could be on the way now that Angelina Jolie has agreed to do it and Sony has hired Kurt Wimmer to write a script. Might I suggest showing her ass in a hospital gown. (mtv) SIENNA...read more

afternoon headlines

OLIVIA WILDE - is single, having separated from Tao Ruspoli after 8 years of marriage (wait, what?) because she thinks she got married too young (at 18) and now she wants to "sow her wild oats." In other words, "fuck". And if you think that's surprising, how do you think I felt when that unconscious model in my hot tub turned out to be 16. I was all like, "whaaat!!" (us) SIENNA MILLER AND JUDE LAW - are single too,...

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Sienna Miller is cruel

Sienna Miller and Jude Law are still on a god damn yacht off the coast of Ibiza, Spain, where she spent the day in a bikini stabbing at him with her vagina and telling stories about my dong. And look at him. Just sittin there, takin it. It's sad, really. (image source = splash news) [gallery...

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Thank God for Sienna Miller

This week has been boring as hell so far, and that's best illustrated by the fact that Sienna Miller bikini pictures are actually exciting. They're not even that great, but just the fact that they exist is a reminder that girls wear bikinis, and at least that's nice. Of course that's where the good news ends because she's still in Ibiza with Jude Law, and here they are taking a break from their yacht to go have lunch...

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afternoon headlines

MEL GIBSON - claims his girlfriend tried to extort money from him in return for the tapes she made, and now she's being investigated. The tapes likely won't be admissible in any legal action against Mel, but the press he's received has already ruined him professionally. "Well what did you expect from the Jew run media," Gibson probably said. (la times) LINDSAY LOHAN - cried a little when her lawyer came to visit...read more

jude law is clingy, sienna miller is in a bikini

Jude Law and Sienna Miller went to the beach in Ponzo, Italy today, and it was quite the window into their relationship. Sienna is the one who spent the day smoking, drinking, looking cold and jumping off shit into the water, while Jude is the one who wanted to spend ... the ... day ... snuggling. Jesus Jude, get a grip. If that old guy from those Dos Equis commercials saw Jude acting like this, he would punch him...

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is everything okay, sienna?

Sienna Miller was still in Barbados this weekend, and if 2010 marks the end of "flipping off the paparazzi" and the beginning of "goatse the paparazzi", this year is gonna have a lot of peaks and valleys. (source = splash news online) [gallery id="9171"]

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jude law had a good weekend

The last few days have probably been some of the best Jude Law can remember. He hasn't had a movie make more than a million dollars, total, in the US since 2006, the same year Sienna Miller ended their engagement and dumped him after he fukced his nanny. But look at him now. He's on top of the world again. His hair plugs have settled in nicely, his new movie ‘Sherlock Holmes' made 66 million on it's opening weekend,...

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sienna miller is a mystery

Sienna Miller is in Barbados with her mom today, and the pictures of them holding hands on the beach at sunset either capture a surprisingly sweet moment of someone you don't hear many flattering stories about, or prove once and for all Sienna will try to seduce and fuck anyone as long as they're married. (source = splash news online and inf daily) [gallery id="9190"]

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tuesday morning headlines

JUDE LAW AND SIENNA MILLER - are back together. Or at least they were on Thanksgiving. "They had no problem flaunting their love right in the middle of the restaurant. They definitely looked like they were head-over-heels for each other." Of course Jude Law would stick his dick in a beehive and go down on his own reflection, so Sienna better cool her jets. (star) RACHEL UCHITEL - says she has only met Tiger Woods...

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Sienna Miller is in Ibiza - UPDATE

Sienna Miller is in Ibiza, Spain today, and I never knew that place was such a hotspot until everyone in Hollywood started going there. If you don't know, it's actually an island about 30 miles off the eastern shore of Spain in the Mediterranean Sea. Their history dates all the way back to 650 BC, when Phoenician settlers founded a port there and used it's natural resources to produce dye, salt, and wool. If you'd...

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