Sofia Vergara Gets Engaged And Shit Around The Web

Latina tit monster Sofia Vergara got engaged over the holiday to the werewolf bohunk from True Blood, Joe Manganiello. Not to sound bi-curuous unsure, but both of these people are ridiculously hot. I look forward to their sex tape. Read all about their disgusting joy. (Dlisted) You know that private jet Bieber bought? Yeah, about that...(TMZ) Jada Pinkett Smith may be an insufferable cunt but she's hot in a bikini. (...

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Sofia Vergara's Tits Deserve Better And Shit Around The Web

The Internet got its collective panties in a bunch after last night's Emmys because of an unfunny bit with Sofia Vergara. The Television Academy President literally put her on a spinning pedestal to show their commitment to always giving viewers something interesting to look at. Feminists got pissed because of how the showcase degraded Vergara as a woman. Vergara, who earned over $30 million last year for having nice...

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Sofia Vergara Tit's Seem Happy

If you're still amped to see Justin Timberlake in concert, you're probably not ready to settle down with the fried onions toppings guy from Florida. You need the swarthy hunk from True Blood. I get that. I don't care if you're 22 or 42, those massive tits are not ready for commitment to anything other than a dude who can bench 400 lbs. while you're riding him and screaming out the Spanish names of the Catholic Saints....

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Sofia Vergara Makes Kmart Seem Bouncier

Modern Family star Sofia Vergara has been a spokesperson for Kmart since 2011, so this isn't really anything new, but considering most people didn't even know that Kmart had a website, it seems like her modeling efforts for the company should still be commended. As the Daily Mail shared, Sofia has used her best assets to make her creatively named Sofia clothing and jewelry line seem more interesting compared to the...

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Sofia Vergara's Breasts Went To The Emmys

Sofia Vergara isn't the most beautiful woman in Hollywood, nor is she the most talented actress on TV or in movies, or even on her own show. But she is still the highest paid actress on TV and that's obviously because men can't ever stop staring at her tits. Sofia could be facing life in prison because of video evidence that shows her butchering dozens of small children before lighting their bodies on fire, but I...

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Sofia Vergara In Low Cut Dress For Her Birthday

The Latin ladies seem to be far more self-aware than our homegrown actresses. Like Sofia Vergara. Knowing that her luxurious lifestyle is bought and paid for by her fabulous jugs. There's no pretense about 'the craft' here. Just Sofia, flashing her moneymakers, and happy as a clam that her tits are worth millions. Why do I find that so refreshing? I'd say enlightenment but it's probably just sexism. Photo Credit: PCN...

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Sofia Vergara Is Still Great At Instagram

The key to operating a good, entertaining Instagram account is balance. Take, for instance, Modern Family star Sofia Vergara, who just last week posted a picture of her perfectly-shaped, heavenly ass. This week, to make sure we weren't bored, she posted some photos of her frolicking in her skimpy Kmart bikini top, thus completing the circle and keeping everything balanced. Meanwhile, if Kmart was smart, every new...

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Sofia Vergara's Ass Wants To Say Hi

If Sofia Vergara is famous for anything, in a specific order, it would be: 1) Her giant tits. 2) Still her giant tits. 3) Modern Family. 4) Her giant tits again. 5) Any other acting that she's done. But now it seems she wants to get her fantastic ass into the pic, as she had no problem doing just that on Saturday, when she Tweeted the above image. I think it would be pretty cool if a sex tape with Sofia leaked, not...

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Sofia Vergara Cleavage At The CFDA Awards

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Sofia Vergara Was Always Sexy (VIDEO)

I always read these stories about how older married couples rediscover long since forgotten romantic photos of themselves and it reminds them of their young love. Just kidding. I don't read. I saw that in a Cialis ad during a hockey game. But this seems like the kind of shit old married couples do when they're not trying to poison each other for insurance payoffs. And I can relate. Sometimes, I forget how much I want...

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Sofia Vergara doesnt hold a grudge

Sofia Vergara and her boyfriend Nick Loeb seemed to be in a good mood as they walked around Miami yesterday, which is surprising because it was just a few hours after he (allegedly) got thrown out of a New Years Eve party for yelling at her and tearing her dress. "Nick appeared to get really angry after Sofia took a picture with a stranger, and started screaming at her. Nick had to be pulled off Sofia by security. Her...

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Sofia Vergara + lingerie = awesome

I still feel like Sofia Vergara is incredibly underrated as an actress because not only is she really good on ‘Modern Family', but she's really funny too, and that's exactly the kind of thing I would say to her in person while pretending not to stare at her tits. (image source of vergara filming ‘fading gigolo' in new york today = splash)read more

Sophia Vergara wisely rejected a breast reduction

Sofia Vergara was on Katie Courics daytime talk show this week, because apparently that's a thing that exists now, and said she's glad she rejected the advice from her clearly gay or jealous publicist who pressured her to get a breast reduction when she started out in Hollywood. The concern was that her natural 32F breasts were too big, a sentence that is just complete gibberish and makes no sense. "At the beginning...

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