Tara Reid Proudly Fading Away

Tara Reid had her shot at burning out. She's defaulted into fade away. About a pound a week. The woman locked up on a leash in a cargo container in Carolina came out looking ruddier after two months in storage. read more

Tara Reid Anorexic Santa's Helper

That not eating thing will sneak up on you eventually. Right about the time you're 5'5" and descend to your first grade body weight. Anbody's who ever watched a Lifetime movie knows you need baggy clothing to cover that shit up. Santa Claus works. Not so much Santa's sexy... read more

Tara Reid Key Get for Maxim

The second best looking woman at Maxim's Halloween party was Magic Johnson's son. In the right light, or absence thereof, Tara Reid was the best. Mark down the year in which your mediocre Halloween party list surpassed Maxim magazine's. read more

Tara Reid Heads Into A Restaurant, You Won't Believe the 7th Thing She Didn't Order on the Menu

Tara Reid has that pre-seizure silhouette where you need to set aside your body shaming pledge and sign the papers for a routine of Guantanamo forced hummus enemas. read more

Sharknado Not Quite Finished

Tara Reid dazzled on the red carpet for the premiere event for Sharknado 4, showing everybody what the biology class skeleton might look like draped in five pounds of near human skin. A couple or three drinks in you'd still fuck the skeleton. Everything turns you on at... read more

Tara Reid and Jenny McCarthy Trade Cunty Insults On-Air (VIDEO)

It's unclear who suggested that a woman you want to see but never hear should move into radio. Jenny McCarthy hosts a show on SiriusXM because they have a ton of channels and she's well known for encouraging children to contract polio. Intentionally listening to women... read more

Tara Reid Still Working

Blond women with big racks are like lefty relievers in baseball. Even the older mediocre ones seem to keep landing gigs. Tara Reid made it nearly on time to the premiere of an Indian movie nobody seems to have heard of where she's the only non-Indian cast member. read more

Tara Reid Takes The High Road

You spend enough time passed outin a pool of your own waste and you learn a little something called perspective. Last week Elizabeth Banks was interviewed about directing Pitch Perfect 2 and took a totally unprovoked shot at Tara Reid: There was a group of us girls... read more

The Irrepressible Tara Reid Brings Down Corporate Exec

A few things not to touch in life. That homeless guy's boil, that twitching squirrel in the street, Tara Reid's tits when she slurs out an invitation. The Chief Technology Officer of California's Blue Shield insurance company got shit canned for spending $100,000 on his... read more

Tara Reid Sinking, DJs Be Inking

Shortly after Tara Reid bared her sloppy ass flesh to the Miami jet setters, the thespian boarded a flight back to L.A. where she got wasted, met a kid who claimed to be a DJ, got him wasted, landed, and escorted him to a tattoo parlor to get her name inked on his... read more

Tara Reid Raises Questions

Tara Reid occupies an interesting space in the male psyche. You remember herfondly fromthose American Pie films yet she's done a ton of weird shit to her body and now has a creepy cruise ship chick vibe. Curiously her face still looks the same and this poses another... read more

Tara Reid Offered One Million Clams for Sex on Camera

WWTDD offers Michelle Obama $100 million to her favorite crappy lunch food for kids charity if she'll have donkey sex on camera. Donkey need not be house trained. See how that works. Porn companies figured out five years ago if they offered large quantities of cash to... read more