Taylor Swift Comes Out of Hiding With Cringe-Worthy Westbrook Congrats (VIDEO)

Taylor Swift has been in hiding since earlier this year. Some say she's locked down in her candy factory after too much public attention nearly ruined her chocolate. Others suggest long term esthetician treatments and slapping her boyfriend's hand away from her adorable... read more

The Upside of Fucking Taylor Swift

Among the incontrovertible lessons learned through the eons is that men have no standards when it comes to fucking. When somebody tells you their dog is picky about what he eats, let that pooch skip a few meals and watch that canine rummage through his own shit for... read more

Taylor Swift Is Tip Top Bitch

Katy Perry is nuts in the news with her new album release. Not everybody is happy. For instance, anybody with musical taste. Also Taylor Swift who takes her industry feuds as dead serious as Suge Knight. Only she doesn't like to touch people. read more

Katy Perry Hates Taylor Swift

Pop music star battles are the encephalitic younger cousins of rap star battles. Just smile and hand it that balloon it keeps staring at. read more

Taylor Swift Disguised To Fuck This New Boyfriend

Taylor Swift has been in hiding for the past few months, fueling speculations that she's actually a slice of plain white bread in a wig that needs to be periodically swapped out due to mold. The charismatic starch has actually been porking younger British piece, the... read more

Women Turn on Taylor Swift Who Will Pretend to Give a Fuck

Women who spent this past weekend belting out their gynecological bona fides have started attacking the posers who didn't show up to march. It's only a matter of time before women turn on each other. You can't abort cattiness. read more

Taylor Swift Shows Off Little Round Ta-Tas And Shit Around The Web

Taylor Swift hits the town in a tight tank top at the gym. By hitting the town, that would be seven seconds from private car service to the backdoor of the gym with private bodyguard running interference. read more

Taylor Swift Charms 96 Year Old Male Fan

Today in fake news, Taylor Swift performed a heavily documented private concert for the friends and family of a 96 year old WWII veteran named Cyrus Porter who is supposedly her "biggest fan." read more

John Mayer Lamely Disses Taylor Swift

John Mayer just threw major shade at Taylor Swift! If you were to read that obnoxiously sensational headline you might think he said she had a huge vagina or that she actually has no friends, the latter actually being true. read more

Taylor Swift Shut That Shit Down

Denver radio DJ David Mueller isn't remaining silent during his civil case with Taylor Swift who's suing him for grabbing her ass during a promotional photo op. FlatAssGate rolls on with Mueller claiming Swift's false charges of goosing cost him his job while Swift claims... read more

Taylor Swift Does Okay

Remember that time you made fun of Taylor Swift then you found out she made $170 million this past year? That's a lot of cheese for a bunch of mildly catchy country pop ballads. She didn't even have to fuck anybody. Literally, she didn't fuck anybody. read more

David Mueller's Legal Team on Top of Things

Denver radio DJ David Mueller's legal team claims the leaked Taylor Swift ass-grab photo exonerates their client rather fully. They're short on specifics, but it's not like a long term unemployed disc jockey can afford Swift level attorneys. read more