Taylor Swift Jackable Curls

Taylor Swift's public relations team is frantically trying change the story from Swift bitch slapped by the Kardashians. Also zero MTV video music award nominations and being a horrible shrew who makes souvenir guitar strings from Zika babies aborted outside of the womb. read more

Taylor Swift Knows The Game

After being caught lying about her involvement in Kanye West's shitty song, Taylor Swift did the smart thing and shut the fuck up for the allotted amount of time before you're issued a new victim card. It seems unlikely Swift will ever acknowledge the fact she was busted... read more

Taylor Swift Snubbed

Taylor Swift received zero nominations for the MTV Video Music Awards this year. The VMAs celebrate the shittiest content at the intersection of teen music and quick-cut videos featuring super limber gay backup dancers. Swift's ex-boyfriend Calvin Harris got nominated. As... read more

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Kim Kardashian Still Fucking With Taylor Swift (VIDEO)

Nobody fucks with Taylor Swift. Kim Kardashian fucks with everybody. This is the battle earth has been waiting for since Xenu launched his first volcano burial business. read more

Nobody Understands The Legality of Swift/West/Kardashian Phone Recording (VIDEO)

A plethora of armchair lawyers and dumb bloggers are speculating as to the legality of someone recording Kanye West's phone call to Taylor Swift. To recap, she's a liar and if you look at her face it seems plausible she drinks kitten blood. read more

Taylor Swift Stone Cold Busted (VIDEO)

Taylor Swift has vociferously maintained that she had no advanced knowledge that Kanye would malign and objectify her sexually her in his idiotic song, Famous. Swift insists she was shocked and pissed on behalf of herself and all woman-kind when she heard these... read more

Taylor Swift Bonafide Sociopath

Calvin Harris is a DJ, although he actually produces some of the music unlike Paris Hilton who has someone assist her to press Play on an iPod and then stands there with a butt plug in. Harris dated Taylor Swift for a spat because she wanted to diversify her portfolio.... read more

Taylor Swift Has An Admirer

The problem with stalking Taylor Swift is she'll only bang you for one magazine cover cycle, and then only if you're slightly outweighing her in popularity. To be fair fucking your stalker would garner a lot of headlines, and it was the plot of nearly every movie in the... read more

Taylor Swift Has Vag Will Travel

Taylor Swift is a dangerous sociopath and the brains behind 9-11. She wan't twelve, she was a precocious twelve. She most likely owns several strap-ons which makes sense because all of her boyfriends are gay and her vag is dryer than the conditions that created the Okies.... read more

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Kim Kardashian Calls Taylor Swift A Liar

Taylor Swift got on her Nazi feminist high horse because Kanye West mentioned her in one of his songs. For a chick who has fucked much of Hollywood she's quite the prude: read more

Taylor Swift Breaks Another Heart

Taylor Swift is in the enviable financial position of never having to marry the jackasses she dates. Calvin Harris is a DJ and music producer which doesn't really explain what he does but he makes a shitload doing it. Like the Arabic guy at the end of your block who seems... read more

Taylor Swift Looks Different

Vogue magazine pitched Taylor Swift on a day in the real life of Taylor Swift piece. Swift approved and randomly picked the day she was going to be the maid of honor and sing at her childhood friend's wedding. It's unclear if the childhood friend is real or a super cute... read more