Taylor Swift Shows Off Little Round Ta-Tas And Shit Around The Web

Taylor Swift hits the town in a tight tank top at the gym. By hitting the town, that would be seven seconds from private car service to the backdoor of the gym with private bodyguard running interference. read more

Taylor Swift Charms 96 Year Old Male Fan

Today in fake news, Taylor Swift performed a heavily documented private concert for the friends and family of a 96 year old WWII veteran named Cyrus Porter who is supposedly her "biggest fan." read more

John Mayer Lamely Disses Taylor Swift

John Mayer just threw major shade at Taylor Swift! If you were to read that obnoxiously sensational headline you might think he said she had a huge vagina or that she actually has no friends, the latter actually being true. read more

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Taylor Swift Shut That Shit Down

Denver radio DJ David Mueller isn't remaining silent during his civil case with Taylor Swift who's suing him for grabbing her ass during a promotional photo op. FlatAssGate rolls on with Mueller claiming Swift's false charges of goosing cost him his job while Swift claims... read more

Taylor Swift Does Okay

Remember that time you made fun of Taylor Swift then you found out she made $170 million this past year? That's a lot of cheese for a bunch of mildly catchy country pop ballads. She didn't even have to fuck anybody. Literally, she didn't fuck anybody. read more

David Mueller's Legal Team on Top of Things

Denver radio DJ David Mueller's legal team claims the leaked Taylor Swift ass-grab photo exonerates their client rather fully. They're short on specifics, but it's not like a long term unemployed disc jockey can afford Swift level attorneys. read more

Taylor Swift Releases Ass Grab Photo

Taylor Swift has zero credibility as a person. So, we'll start from zero. Would it benefit her orchestrated and opportunistic feminist schtick to have been sexually assaulted? Absolutely. Does that mean if she is actually assaulted that it's invalidated? No. We'll have to... read more

Taylor Swift Ass Grab Trial Gets Underway

Somebody goosed Taylor Swift backstage at a 2013 holiday concert meet and greet. Swift insisted that Denver local radio DJ David Mueller stuck his hand up her skirt and grabbed her bare cheek during a photo op. That's so fucking Mueller. read more

Demi Lovato Deeply Unhappy With Her Genes

Demi Lovato claims to be quitting show business for a while yet continues to say incendiary things in interviews, perhaps making the transition from an annoying shitty performer to simply an annoying person who doesn't perform. She says she's going to focus on 'charity... read more

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Taylor Swift Distractions

Hope for the best and plan for the worst. When things are going well for Taylor Swift, you'll see none of her tits. During publicity recessions, she's suddenly the bustiest chick in the room. Dressed like a co-ed aiming for the captain of the football team. Consider this... read more

Taylor Swift Spandex Booty And Shit Around The Web

Say what you want about her, Taylor Swift has a tight ass. You could spank it, if it's the last thing you want to do on this planet before being taken out by moonlighting Mossad security. read more

Taylor Swift Jackable Curls

Taylor Swift's public relations team is frantically trying change the story from Swift bitch slapped by the Kardashians. Also zero MTV video music award nominations and being a horrible shrew who makes souvenir guitar strings from Zika babies aborted outside of the womb. read more