Tila Tequila Hearts Hitler

Tila Tequila went on a pro-Hitler social media spree in honor of the Austrian painter's birthday. She Photoshopped herself into pictures with him and lauded his achievements. No mention of his micro-penis. That would be tacky on his special day. "And happy birthday to my past life historical figure, most epic legend of all time, Mein Furhor, Adolf Hitila! The MOST HIGH!" "Actually, I was Hitler in a past life. That is...

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Tila Tequila Needs A Fucking Sofa

Timesharesused to be the standardby which you could measure people's fondness for really shitty investments. Now it's buying a divan for Tila Tequila while she plans the earth's defense against reptilian alien invaders. The former MySpace star turned porn star turned Messianic fan of the Third Reich got strangers to buy furniture for her new apartment on GoFundMe. Now who's the stupid crazy one? I have zero pride or...

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Tila Tequila Is Still A Moron And Shit Around The Web

Tila Tequila, that pint-sized conspiracy loving cum sponge, tweeted a pic of her kiddressed like Hitler. Doesn't she know she'll be the first one thrown in the showers by her kids future final solution. Check out little Adolf Tequila. (The Superficial) Sylvie Meis in a thong will make your day. (Last Men On Earth) Kylie Jenner wears super tight stretch pants because what else has she got going for her? (Egotastic)...

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Tila Tequila Is Evicted And Shit Around The Web

Bat shit crazy Tila Tequila was kicked off Big Brother UK because of her love of Hitler. You remember, how much she loves the Fuhrer. Even though she's Asian fusion or whatever the fuck. Read about this Nazi cum sponge's latest troubles. (TMZ) Nina Kristin Fiutak takes a topless bath on Big Brother Germany. (Egotastic All-Stars) Usain Bolt eats it when a camera guy on a Segway knocks him out. (Dlisted) These sexy pics...

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Tila Tequila Doesn't Need Porn Awards

Tila Tequila is humble in her victories and gonorrheic in her defeats. No sooner did she win best celebrity sex tape at the AVN Awards for Anal Plunge 2: Tila Pretends To Have an Unauthorized Sex Tape, than she announced Farrah Abraham can have the trophy. She just wants to be known as the World's Best Mommy: I want my baby girl to grow up a very strong, and independent woman just like I am, and you know what? I know...

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Tila Tequila Reproduces

Turns out,Tila Tequila is still alive. She's also reproducing. She posted on her blog that she gave birth to a baby girl, which really irritated the general public who by and large assumed she was either dead in a Gainesville motel or well on her way to being dead in a Gainesville motel. Vexing to know that cliche about only the good dying young is actually almost entirely true. In the last couple of years Tila has...

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I Wonder if Tila Tequila Is Still Pregnant

What lies within this reproductive sac may just be the ruin of our civilization. But fuck it, who doesn't get misty eyed when a new life comes into this world. Things aren't going super smoothly between this apocalyptic reaper's parental units. Tila has been making claims that Thomas Whitaker wouldn't make a great father because he's an unemployed musician and currently being investigated by CPS for the murder of his...

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Tila Tequila Reveals Who Knocked Her Up

Tila Tequila revealed that her baby daddy is some d-bag named Thomas Paxton Whitaker. I can't believe I care enough to ask who the fuck is that? With three names I assumed he was either a child rapist or a progressive housewife, but, no, he's a struggling musician who probably thinks that being balls deep in that train wreck is going to give him some industry cred. Unless he works for the Illuminati he's going to be...read more

Tila Tequila Pregnant With Whoreby

Tila Tequila is knocked up with not one but two little womb trolls. The Hitler apologizing bisexual porn star with occasionally flipping on suicidal tendencies announced the startling news on Good Friday, because her having a baby is the reason Jesus died for our sins. No word on who not so immaculately conceived inside of her vagina which more people could pick out of a lineup than Vice President Biden Perhaps he is...

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The Tila Tequila Sex Tape Is Here, Again

If you happen to love seeing Hitler apologists with routine psychotic breaks take a big dong up their dumper, then Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting is going to be your Hunger Games for 2014. I guess ranting about the Illuminati online doesn't pay like it used to, so Tila Tequila, whose real name is Tawdry Asian Pussy Rag, got back into the studio to create some more art. All the bullshit nonsense of a celebrity...read more

Tila Tequila's Sex Tape Is Odd (VIDEO)

Tila Tequila's upcoming sex tape looks to be really fucking strange. In this clip, (which has the nudity blacked out to make it completely worthless), Tila assumes the identity of an English chick named Ashley. She even puts on a bad Cockney accent reminiscent of Dick van Dyke in Marry Poppins. That weird voices and other craziness are a part of this skin flick isn't a real shocker. The sex tape is coming from the...

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Tila Tequila Has New Hardcore Sex Tape Coming

Everyone's favorite Asian slut-Hobbit, Tila Tequila, has another sex tape coming out and this time it's with a dude. Reportedly the diminutive star of having a lot of Myspace friends has a video showing her doing some nasty pie stuff with a man. This is in contrast with her previous work in which she stuck to munching beav in a Vegas hotel room (that you probably occupied right after). The video will be released by...read more

Tila Tequila Knows Who Killed Paul Walker

Tila Tequila is letting the voices in her head take over her speaking functions again. This time she is alleging that Paul Walker was murdered by the Illuminati in a "ritualistic murder". We told you yesterday about her anti-Semitic ranting where she claims that Hitler was not such a bad guy. But she wasn't done being bat shit crazy. She believes that Paul Walker didn't die in a car accident because his buddy lost...

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Tila Tequila Not Apologizing for Apologizing for Hitler

Just when you were pretty sure Tila Tequila was dead, nope. Still here. And telling the Jews to get over The Holocaust already. I understand the Jewish people went through some shit too, but hey guess what?? SO DID THE MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE WHO SUFFERED IN EVERY SINGLE WAR THST TOOK PLACE! You were NOT the only ones! So please, if the rest of us can forgive and forget maybe it's time you do also!!! Things started to...

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Tila Tequila was topless when she was attacked

(note: pictures after the jump, which I have to make a big deal out of because it helps me on google when I write words like "topless".) The San Francisco Gate is reporting the attack on Tila Tequila over the weekend was planned in advance among Insane Clown Posse fans in chat rooms and on twitter, saying things like, "I fucking hate you and will teach you not to come back to the gathering." And Violent J of the...read more