Friday Afternoon Headlines

OPIE AND ANTHONY - are offering $25,000 to any girl who can prove they had sex with Manti Te'o. Because even though he told Katie Couric yesterday that he was "far from gay", being gay or a complete dumb fuck are the only possible explanations for the things he's done.... read more

TINA TURNERS STILL GOT IT

Tina Turner is on the verge of turning 70, and to make sure everyone knows it, she wore a replica of her famous Mad Max costume during a concert at Madison Square Garden last night. And my god, she looked amazing, according to the Daily Mail, who I assume is being... read more