Friday Afternoon Headlines

OPIE AND ANTHONY - are offering $25,000 to any girl who can prove they had sex with Manti Te'o. Because even though he told Katie Couric yesterday that he was "far from gay", being gay or a complete dumb fuck are the only possible explanations for the things he's done. And that sweater. (opies twitter) TINA TURNER - has apparently lived outside Zurich in Kuesnacht, Switzerland, since the mid 1990's, is now renouncing...

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TINA TURNERS STILL GOT IT

Tina Turner is on the verge of turning 70, and to make sure everyone knows it, she wore a replica of her famous Mad Max costume during a concert at Madison Square Garden last night. And my god, she looked amazing, according to the Daily Mail, who I assume is being sarcastic. It's nearly three decades since Tina Turner starred alongside Mel Gibson in Mad Max. And as she approaches her 70th birthday than what better way...

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