Tom Brady And Ivanka Trump Were A Thing According To Anthony Scaramucci

When your boss lets you go what’s the best way to get back at him without enough solid evidence to form a defamation lawsuit against yourself? Spread rumors about his daughter being a slut. read more

Country Club Ceases Discrimination Against American Patriot

Tom Brady is all about equal opportunity oppression. It isn't just for minorities anymore. Wait. Can you culturally appropriate oppression? read more

Gisele Bundchen Rebuffed

Gisele Bundchen went on CBS this morning while still drunk on mimosas and claimed Tom Brady suffered a concussion which was unattended to, a sort of conspiracy theory minus the interesting part. It looks increasingly like this was a total fabrication and that Brady simply... read more

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Tom Brady's Jersey Thief Identified (VIDEO)

The FBI has an official suspect in the thievery of Tom Brady's Super Bowl jersey. They're also hot on the case of a mattress dealer in Van Nuys who has been removing the warning labels.  read more

Tom Brady's Jersey A Hot Item

The jersey Tom Brady wore in the Super Bowl was reportedly stolen from the Pats locker room, quite possibly by one of their incredibly shady equipment managers. The jersey is estimated to be worth up to half a million, or if you're reading this a year from now, ten grand.... read more

Tom Brady No Comment On Trump

Tom Brady is friends with Donald Trump because he gets free golf out of the deal and Brady is nothing if not pragmatic. Over/under he spends 45 minutes on the phone per week haggling with Time Warner to knock a few bucks off his package read more

Tom Brady Mask Effectively Creepy

Some guy named Dan Worthington spent three months rent on an Industrial Light and Magic caliber Tom Brady mask and then went to the Pats Cardinals game in Arizona and posed for a ton of pictures. read more

Fuck You, I Win

A judge threw out the Tom Brady Deflate Gate case because Tom Brady is too white and good looking to be punished. Also because the judge noted that under the Collective Bargaining Agreement, it's unfair to punish Brady for cheating because the NFL lets guys cheat all the... read more

Tom Brady Battles Hard on Facebook

In the future, real men will claim their innocence on Facebook posts. I guess that's now. Tom Brady went to great lengths to let somebody fashion a long rebuttal to his four game DeflateGate suspension on his social media feed, normally reserved for showing off how hot... read more

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Tom Brady Guilty As Charged

The NFL finally released their report on the ubiquitous and ultimately trivial Deflate Gate and found the Patriots are shady as fuck. The report comes just in time for nobody to give a shit anymore, since the NFL Draft just happened and the NBA Playoffs are in full swing... read more

Tom Brady Is Good at Everything

Tom Brady posted a video of himself and his lucky dick cliff jumping into some water so that guys in the greater Boston area can fuck their wives tonight. The first of April is April Fools Day as your friend who you need to stop hanging out with reminds you ever year. In... read more

Gisele Bundchen And Tom Brady Vacation Like You and Me

Gisele and Tom Brady own a solid chunk of Coastal Central America now. They orange oiled out all the annoying monkeys so their childcare staff would be safe from rabies. They might also be re-animating fossilized dinosaur bones. You can do stupid shit when you're filthy... read more