Tom Selleck Water Thief

Geriatric ass clown Tom Selleck has been accused of stealing water from a fire hydrant to fill a commercial water tanker for use of watering his avocado farm and because he requires lengthy showers because that's where he manscapes. His farm, or as he prefers, Ranch, is... read more

Tom Selleck is haunted by Indiana Jones

(note about the headline: not literally) Though he's obviously gone on to have a long and successful career in Hollywood, the Daily Mail says that Tom Selleck has been haunted for the past 20 years by a role that he decided to turn down. Tom Selleck has been haunted for... read more