Tori Spelling Making More Babies

Tori Spelling is having yet another child because her horny husband needs to fuck somebody. Her reality show profile is broke-ass cheated on wifewith anxiety disorders and an arm still fried from going bushwhack on a Benihana hibachi. Makes sense to bring another child... read more

Tori Spelling Grilled

It's hard to know what's real about Tori Spelling. The ambitious but untalented souls who sell their lives into these reality show purposefully blur the line between fact and fiction. Who knows if her husband even banged some dward chick in Canada. Might be made up.... read more

Tori Spelling Is Dead Broke, Or Rich

Reality TV works when you pair dullards in the audience with producers who lock down the leaks. Then somebody from the land of slightly sentient beings gets a thought, something like, if Tori Spelling is broke and evicted and can't afford to fix her tit blobs, how is she... read more

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Tori Spelling Tried Some Kinky Shit to Keep Dean Interested (VIDEO)

I don't care if it's a request for basic bit of shtupping or some kinky ass shit she heard from a sex doctor on Sirius, you never turn down a woman. It's like a Japanese sushi chef requesting you sample his signature roll. You turn that toro away and you might as well... read more

Tori Spelling Seems Distraught (VIDEO)

Say what you want about Godzilla's ability to level a CGI model city with his sheer bulk, he's got nothing on Tori Spelling's ability to make you shit your pants and choose flight over fight. In the promo for her reality show, Tori Has a Fucking Frightful Fish Face, Tori... read more

Dean McDermott Faces Another Challenge In His Marriage To Tori Spelling (VIDEO)

The main theme of True Tori has been that Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are trying to work through his infidelity and addictions so they can continue to have a good marriage and make enough money on TV shows so she doesn't have to sell their crap to strangers anymore.... read more

Nobody Likes Tori Spelling Anymore

Now that Tori Spelling has been forced to open up about her money woes on her new series, True Tori, so she can continue to make a little more money that will hold her over until she either releases a terrifying sex tape or signs up for celebrity boxing, old friends of... read more

Dean McDermott Had The Best Reason For Cheating On Tori Spelling (VIDEO)

Tori Spelling's troubled husband, Dean McDermott, claims that he has a brain that "wants him dead" in the latest clip from Lifetime's "docu-series" True Tori, which tells the scripted and money-needing story of this married couple struggling to get past Dean's addictions... read more

Tori Spelling Was in the Hospital, Not That You Noticed

Tori Spelling took a break from her troubled marriage and hiding from landlords and her new Lifetime reality show, Tori Weighs Less Than Her Cat, for a pro forma six day stint in the hospital. The last five times Tori went to the hospital, she came home with either a new... read more

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Tori Spelling Just Isn't Enough In Bed (VIDEO)

Thanks to Oprah Winfrey taking advantage of Lindsay Lohan's pathetic desperation for money and attention, the "docu-series" is the hot new way of referring to a washed up celebrity's reality show without making it sound like she'd eat shit off a sidewalk for $100.... read more

Tori Spelling Has the Consumption

A couple weeks ago Tori was seen at the jewelers maybe hocking some pieces. There were moving vans outside her place, no not the place where she left with rent due, the new place where she smiled and told the landlord 'I'm a TV star, it's not you need a security... read more

Tori Spelling's Husband Is Headed to Rehab

I bet if they changed the name 'rehab' to 'giant pussy convalescent center' less celebrities would issue heartfelt public statements about heading off to Malibu for three weeks of cigarettes and counseling. Tori Spelling's husband is going, though it's not exactly clear... read more