Scott Disick Already Tired of 19 Year Old

 It’s hard to take anyone serious who looks like they’ve purchased one-ply toilet paper their entire lives but Blac Chyna’s ex-boyfriend has taken time out of his busy failing rap career to talk about Scott Disick’s alleged infidelity. Tyga stumbled across Scott’s online... read more

Zoe Saldana's Blockbuster Body and Shit Around the Web

Danielle Knudson asstastic photo shoot (DrunkenStepfather) Tyga parties with bikini-clad blondes on a yacht in Miami (TMZ) Victoria Bonya caught skinny dipping in the surf (TaxiDriverMovie) Daphne Groeneveld topless Scooby snacks (EgotasticAllStars) Ariana Grande works... read more

Kylie Jenner Couldn't Be a Better Girlfriend

When none of their Facebook friends are watching, even white Blue State moms confess they don't want to wake to photos of their topless teen daughters mounted on short unemployed older black men. read more

King Cairo Is Super Fucked

Giving a kid a majestic name is the standard setup for a gutter ball of a future. King Cairo, the boy child Tyga fucked into Blac Chyna because each misread the tea leaves on the other's financial prospects, now shuttles between life with his 400 FICO score midget rapper... read more

Kylie Jenner And Tyga Off to Fuck

Kylie Jenner and her broke-ass rapper boyfriend headed to their Airbnb apartment in New York to retreat from the hustle and bustle of Fashion Week and get down to the business of fucking. read more

Tyga Is Funny In A Sad Way

Tyga's Ferrari was repossessed while he had it parked at a car dealership where he was looking at a Bentley. Don't share this information with your racist uncle, it will just encourage him. read more

Tyga America's Most Wanted

Tyga is a real piece of shit. Exhibit A he's from LA and is wearing a Red Sox hat. read more

Tyga Neglects His Tiger

Aspiring pederast Tyga had his real life tiger seized by Fish and Wildlife a few years ago but for some reason they didn't throw his ass in jail. Turns out it's illegal to keep large endangered cats in your house, especially if you can't pay the rent. It makes the tigers... read more

Kylie Jenner Fucking, But Not With Child

InTouch Weekly has reported Kylie Jenner as pregnant around seven times. Either they don't know where abortions come from or they're just making up shit to sell copies. This is precisely the kind of sexist horror Jennifer Aniston bemoaned while kicking her cat's... read more

Kylie Jenner And Tyga Resume AIDS Exchange

Tyga is done fucking his latest human trafficking victim and is reportedly back on with Kylie Jenner, who according to TMZ is was going to buy him a Bentley since his was recently repossessed. Apparently this Beverly Hillbillies charade is going to drag on for several... read more

Tyga's New Girlfriend Seems Sophisticated

Tyga, who seems to owe a ton of people a ton of money, showed up in Cannes with a brand new trophy girlfriend. Something to get over Kylie Jenner. You never forget the first seventeen year old who insisted on anal without prompting. read more

Tyga Seems Spent

Tyga doesn't seem long for the world. The opportunistic fuckers at E! have already prepped a eulogy special. The Kardashians have their black crotchless panties and bustiers ready for shiva. Rappers under the national average height seem to go quickly. So do the ones... read more