Model Sues Tyra Banks

Angelea Preston won season 400 of America's Next Top Model, a show which doesn't generate America's next top models. She claims her crown was taken away however when it was discovered she was once a prostitute, because there's a huge difference between modeling and prostitution, namely modeling ups your fee. Clearly it's possible the producers just re edited the show, since it's not real. Preston is suing Tyra Banks...

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Tyra Banks Looking Rough

Tyra Banks posted a photo of herself making a stupid face without any makeup to prove she is Jar Jar Binks. The move was seen as courageous by her fanswho have always pictured her career going in the direction of Stephen Curry's dad. Banks wrote a bunch of stupid shit to go along with it it, as is customary: You know how people say #no filter but you know there's a freakin' filter on their pic? Or maybe there's a...read more

Angelea Preston Sues Tyra Banks Over Whore Money (VIDEO)

Angelea Preston, for whom the entire world of VH-1 and Bravo opportunities commonly available to semi-literate trashy looking woman of color was just opening, insists shewas denied her victory in Cycle 17 of America's Next Top Model because producers and Tyra Banks found out she used to be a paid escort. The show uses the terms Cycles instead of Seasons as the amount of clostridium botulinum, cake makeup, and clear...

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Bow Wow And Tyra Reenacted A Kiss That No One Remembered (VIDEO)

Former child rapper and current co-host of BET's 106 and Park, Bow Wow, welcomed his old friend and generally crazy woman, Tyra Banks, to the show yesterday, and because the two of them don't have much to talk about, they decided to tell the story of the last time they were on a talk show together. Back in 2009, Bow Wow was a guest on The Tyra Banks Show and he revealed that he had a crush on the then 35-year old...

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Tyra Banks Suddenly Seems Very Important

Model and talk show host Tyra Banks attended the CW, CBS and Showtime Summer TCA Party in Los Angeles yesterday, and she looked… strange. On one hand, she brilliantly shoved her breasts into a tight dress to make it look like she has two Tyreses ready to pop out at any moment. But on the other hand, her face looks like someone slapped her on the back while she was eating a Sour Patch Kid during a two-week bout of...

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go f**k yourself Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks tweeted the picture above because she has problems with her body too, and she's so totally down to earth and cool she wants other women to know that she's just like them. Except that when Tyra posts a "real" picture, it's one taken during a photo shoot, from a flattering angle, by a professional photographer, after hours of hair and makeup. She could have hashtagged "perfect is boring" on the pictures of...

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Tyra Banks is still young and sexy

Tyra Banks was also at the Teen Choice Awards last night in LA, because why wouldn't she be? The kids today love models from the 90's. That's why, when it was time to pick an outfit for the big night, she walked right into that Halloween store and bought the finest wig they had. (image source = getty and wenn) [gallery id="7594"]

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Are we interrupting you, Tyra

I assume that Trya Banks isn't about to blow this guy (based on the size of her ass she was almost certainly unwrapping some sort of candy or candies) but she looked all around first, and he looked completely unsatisfied when it was over, and that's what I imagine sex with Tyra Banks is like, so maybe she was. After that, Tyra left and some new lady came out, but due to hat-based treachery, I have no idea who it was!...

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tyra is writing books now

Tyra Banks is a barely functioning retard who can't string 10 words together and have them be related in any way, but she has amazing tits so everyone puts up with her. Needless to say this makes her an ideal choice to write a series of fantasy books. The series will follow a teenager who gets into an exclusive modeling academy for "Intoxibellas". Who are they? Exactly who you thought they were. Models with special...

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are white women retarded?

If you had told me five years ago that the then brand new Tyra Banks talk show would still be around in 2009, I would have punched you in the stomach then tattled on you for being mean to me. But there she was today, showing off her "real hair" while her studio audience of unemployed loners hooted and hollered as if something were actually happening. Presumably this episode talked about how women can look good...

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EVERYONE HATES "AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL"

The first 10 winners of "Americas Next Top Model" need no introduction, so I won't introduce them. They’re all household names at this point, so it would be a waste of my time and yours to name these verysuccessful models. But will this assembly line of top talent continue? Lets find out…After two days of glowing headlines for the CW, you just knew everybody's favorite hard-luck network was going to have a change of...

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"ANTM" HAS GONE TRANNY. MORE SO.

Us magazine has confirmed the rumors that this season of Americas Next Top Model will feature a transgender contestant. Oh that’s right baby. One of the 14 girls is a guy, pretending to be a girl. Us says..."My cards were dealt differently," Isis, a 22-year-old former receptionist, tells Us Weekly exclusively in its new issue, on newsstands now.Hailing from Prince George's County, Maryland, Isis identifies herself as...

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TYRA BANKS KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE

Tyra Banks outdidherself when it comes to insane proclamations on last nights "Americas Top Model" when she prepared the girls for a shoot as homeless urchins by saying she knows what it's like to be homeless because she pretended to be homeless one day as a bit for her talk show. You really need to have seen that episode to appreciate the insanity of that statement. There are a bunch of clips after the jump, but look...

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TYRA IS NERVOUS

Tyra Banks has reportedly worn so many wigs and weaves over the years that her real hair is fucked up beyond repair, and now she has to wear wigs and weaves all the time whether she likes it or not. And because of this, she won't spend the night with a new guy because she's scared of what he'll do when he sees her as she really is. A source who is me said, "hahahahah, hahahahah." A different source said:"Tyra is a...

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TYRA BANKS IS INSANE

Tyra Banks spent an entire hour of her show last week talking about the vagina, in a ground breaking episode called "What's Up Down There". I say "groundbreaking" because they said "groundbreaking", but "Pussymans House Party 17" spent over 4 hours talking about the vagina, and I don't see them bragging about it. This clip is filled with Tyras typical pattern of treating the audience like their all unfrozen cavemen....

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