As Goes the Pirelli Calendar So Goes the World

Topless wall calendars were popularized long ago by auto parts company that realized that chicks with big tits would make for free brand promotion hanging in every single working garage around the world. read more

Uma Thurman's Face Settled

Remember when you couldn't sleep without the lights on because Uma Thurman disfigured her face and it reminded you of the time you watched your ceramic monkey melt in the house fire your dad lit for insurance? If you'd listened to the Eastern European human trafficking... read more

What The Fuck Happened To Uma Thurman And Shit Around The Web

It's a shame what Uma Thurman did to her face.I'm sure it says something about sexism and ageism in Hollywood, but for the time being we should probably just focus on outing the name of her plastic surgeon. See the horror for yourself. (Huffington Post) St. Patrick's Day... read more

Uma Thurman Looks Different

Uma Thurman modified her face for a role called I fucked up something awful trying to look younger God please give me a do-over. Some of the kinder celebrity rags are referring to her almost unrecognizable face last night as 'make-up free'. She's clearly wearing make up... read more

Quentin Tarantino And Uma Thurman Are A Thing

Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino attended the closing ceremony of the Cannes Film Festival together, since they were both presenters, and they even walked the red carpet together. To the untrained eye, it would just seem like they're two old friends who worked together... read more

Uma Thurman In a Swimsuit

I feel like Uma Thurman can no longer Kill Bill. Maybe she could bake him a lasagna and poison it or something. Sword fighting seems pretty much out of the question. I'm not sure what happened to Uma Thurman. I guess motherhood. It looks like fucking war. Photo Credit:... read more

Uma Thurman gave a dumb name to the baby she almost killed

A few weeks ago, Uma Thurman was leaving an office with her new baby girl (born July 15th), but before going down some stairs, she was covered in a tarp. Because nothing bad could happen while you're blindly walking under a tarp carrying a baby. Oh wait, yes it could.... read more

Uma Thruman is doing a porn movie

In what sounds like it would have been a much much better idea about 10 years ago, Uma Thurmanhas joined the cast of Lars von Trier's ‘Nymphomaniac', currently shooting in and around Cologne, Germany, and described as an "epic pornographic drama". As in, the actors... read more

Uma Thurmans still got it

I'm glad that Uma Thurman (who is pregnant) looks like hell in these pictures because not only is she in St. Barts, but she's on a yacht in St. Barts. How fucking exclusive does your fancy vacation have to be? I would never waste money like this if I was rich, except for... read more

Uma Thurman knows how to dress

It's important to know what your strengths are in life, so when Uma Thurman picked out an outfit for the UNICEF Snowflake Ball in New York last night, she could have chosen something that highlighted her face (no) or something that drew attention to her big tits (yes).... read more

psst. hey. hey Uma Thurman. I think you missed some.

When Uma Thurman arrived for the premiere of 'David Mamet's A Life In the Theatre' last night, her look was tight and clean and polished, the epitome of New York high society. Then a few hours later she had some white powder on her nose and her hair looked like someone... read more


Uma Thurman something something see-thru somewhere one day recently, and then, her chest! Ta-Da! [gallery ids="4714,4715,4716,4717,4718,4719,4720,4721"] read more