Vida Guerra Proves It All Night

Derek Jeter's ass model ex-girlfriend is apparently still not over it. After noticing Jeter's newest fuck model Hannah Davis on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Vida Guerra did what most spurnedlovers do and shot a bunch of pictures of her oiled up ass. Of course these will just be posted to Instagram and not on shelves throughout the world, but whatever makes you stop crying onthe Ben and Jerry's....

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Vida Guerra Shook Her Ass For Christmas (VIDEO)

While a lot of girls who are famous because they shook their asses in rap videos probably had quaint Christmas dinners with their proud families, Vida Guerra was still too busy thinking of her fans to stop working on the holiday. To show her appreciation for all the people who still pay attention to a 39-year old woman with a large ass, Vida wore her sexiest Santa's helper outfit and twerked around her Christmas tree....

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Vida Guerra Had Emergency Boob Surgery

Model, actress and rap video star Vida Guerra gave all of her Instagram followers a bit of a scare earlier this week when she posted the above image with the explanation that her "right breast became capsulized which means I had a lot of scar tissue build up causing me extreme pain on my right breast." Because the pain had become so "unbearable," Vida was forced to have emergency surgery, and she lamented the fact...

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Vida Guerra In A Bikini

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Vida Guerra In A Bikini Again

Back in the day, when a girl wore a hat and big sunglasses, it meant she was hiding something. And that something was usually her face. I can't tell you how many times I've been chatting up a girl somewhere summery in that get-up, only to have the hat and sunglasses come off to reveal that I didn't get Cinderella, I got the stepsister. Okay, it happened once. And it didn't really stop me. But I'm still scarred. This...

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Vida Guerra in a Bikini

Vida Guerra has made an entire career out of having a hot ass. Outside of maybe inventing the cure for cancer, I can't think of a more noble professional pedigree. And even then alone with just buddies, we'd probably agree that Vida's accomplishments were more important to us that Nobel Prize winning cancer curing dude. There's life, and then there's life worth living. Photo Credit: Splashread more

vida guerra is here to help

Vida Guera had a party at Vanguard in LA last night to celebrate her 35th birthday. If you don't know, Vida was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was, and Vida was actually way better at it, but Vida didn't make a sex tape so now Kim is famous and she's not. The lesson here is obvious. It's time to slay that dragon named Dignity and start suckin. If that last part wasn't clear, it might help to know that I was...

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VIDA KNOWS WHAT SHES ABOUT

Vida Guerra hit the beach in Miami yesterday, and I’ve never found her to be especially attractive, but at least she doesn't hide from who she is. She’s a model famous for having a big ass, so by golly, she went out and she showed off her ass. I think maybe I’m just intimidated by a big ass. If she were on her hands and knees and I was behind her I can’t swear I could find where my penis goes. My aim sucks anyway. It...

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