TV Academy Tries To Stop Whitney Houston Emmy Auction

Some of Whitney Houston's less talented family members are attempting to auction off an Emmy she won 30 years ago just like she would have wanted. She was a crack head. Don't impute standards.read more

Bobbi Kristina Never Had a Chance

Being the kid of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown is like winning the lottery where you get money but everything else in your lifeissupremely fucked up forever more. So, just like the regular lottery. Just for kicks, the authorities are calling Bobbi Kristina face down in a tub a cardiac arrest.Thirty-seven interested partieshave quickly come out to claim there were no drugs involved. Thirty-six of these people said...

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Whitney Houston's Mom Not Down For Biopic

There is a Lifetime movie about Whitney Houston's life in the works, but her mom doesn't want it to move forward. Cissy Houston is apparently concerned the movie will distort the facts of Whitney's life, like that she was a crackhead or was married to Bobby Brown or occasionally sang. She finds it irritating none of the people involved in the film's production were personal friends of Whitney: No one connected with...

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Whitney Houston Superfan Buys Her Old House

In Los Angeles, 1.5 million gets you a junior sized bungalow where Judy Garland used to chase downers with whiskey while screaming at Liza for being such an ugly baby. But in New Jersey it gets you Whitney Houston's 13,000 square foot home on five acres with a tennis court and pool. It's the same home where Whitney married Bobby Brown and sealed her fate. Some young physician in Jersey purchased her former residence,...

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Whitney to be 'celebrated' at Clive Davis' Grammy party

Considering that Whitney Houston was found dead just house before Clive Davis' annual Grammy party, in the same hotel where the party was being held, many thought he might cancel things this year. But this is Hollywood so fuck that. Instead they're calling it a "celebration" of her life, a life where she ignored every warning, got high for 30 years then overdosed and drowned. "Were going to keep that tradition and...

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Bobbi Kristina is marrying her "adopted brother"

Whitney Houston believed the children were our future, teach them well and something something, but not if you're a drug addict. Crack heads shouldn't be teaching the children a god damn thing. But Whitney did and now her daughter Bobbi Kristina is a gap toothed idiot too. Example: in this clip from A&E's upcoming 'The Houstons: On Our Own', Kristina (19) confirms that she is engaged to Nick Gordon (22), and while...

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Whitney Houstons daughter got a WH tat

Bobbi Kristina and her pussy-whipped boyfriend went out last night and got some tattoos of doves and "WH" on their wrists in honor of today, Whitney Houston's 49th birthday. Bobbi tweeted: "Once it hits 12 am mommy it's your birthday & I am going2celebrate it2thee fullest! Bc YOU deserve it damn it, YOU deaerveNothingburtheBEST!" Well, Whitney may or may not deaerve Nothing bur the BEST, but it's actually not her...

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lets all watch Whitney Houstons daughter get high

As you may remember, Whitney Houston believed that the children are our future, and she wanted everyone to teach them well and let them lead the way. And clearly she did that, because the National Enquirer has a new exclusive video showing Whitneys daughter Bobbi Kristina as she leads the way to the bottom of a dime bag, and doing it with a real sense of pride! Radar says... A shocking new video shows Bobbi Kristina...

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Whitney Houstons hotel room had cocaine everywhere

If you've ever walked into a hotel room and there was a naked girl in a wig on the floor, with a bloody nose and no pulse, and the room had remnants of cocaine in three different places, including on a mirror and in a spoon, you're either Charlie Sheen, a Dallas Cowboy, or the coroner who filed Whitney Houstons final autopsy report today. The AP says... "Detectives found white powdery substances and a spoon with white...

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Whitney Houston had cocaine in her hotel room

I'm pretty sure everyone already assumed this, because the coroner said Whitney Houston had cocaine in her system when she died, but in case you thought her body just made cocaine or something, TMZ would like you to know that cops also found traces of cocaine in her hotel room. Brace yourself as we cross the gulf of time and space on a dark journey to the after world! One of the items police recovered was "white,...

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Whitney Houston: cocaine + bathtub = cause of death

When Whitney Houston died, the sheep in the media were baffled, and her cause of death was an unsolvable mystery. Some members of her family even suggested she was murdered because she hadn't done any drugs in over three years, and the only thing she took the night she died was Xanax. And now the coroner (according to the LA Times) agrees, except he replaced the word "Xanax" with the word "cocaine". Whitney Houston...

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Whitney Houston has a "ton" of sex tapes

Ever wanted to watch a middle-aged, former pop star in a stoned haze mumble her way through listless sex? Me neither, but we might be able to anyway, because Ray J (whose penis made it's national video debut inside Kim Kardashians mouth) is said to have "a ton of sexually explicit photos and videos" starring him and Whitney Houston. Star says... The Houston family has "been in contact with Ray and told him they do not...read more

Whitney Houston's Adopted Son is Nailing Her Daughter

Turns out the greatest love of all is between sibling lovers. Well, I should qualify that by saying right off the bat that there's no blood relation between Bobbi Kristina Brown and Whitney Houston's "adopted" son, Nick Gordon, so really there's nothing gross about them having grown up as siblings and now as adults deciding to have sex. Thankfully, Nick took to Twitter to confirm the relationship, via People: Yea we...

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Whitney left everything/nothing to her daughter

Hopefully Bobby Brown wasn't expecting any kind of a windfall when Whitney Houston died, because her will was filed today in Atlanta, and Inside Edition says she left literally everything to their 19-year-old daughter. Bobbi Kristina gets everything: all of Houston's money, furniture, clothing, personal effects, jewelry, and cars. ?The money will be placed in a trust until Bobbi Kristina turns 21. She gets more money...

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Target had to pull this Whitney Houston card

Target has been forced to pull this greeting card (full size picture here) which is dumb because they started carrying it long before Whitney Houston she died, and especially because it's even more poignant advice now. She was a fuck-up who made terrible choices. Now she's dead. An even bigger mystery is what possible occasion would this card be appropriate for? "Hey, hi, Merry Christmas. Hope your new boyfriend...

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