Zoe Saldana's Blockbuster Body and Shit Around the Web

Danielle Knudson asstastic photo shoot (DrunkenStepfather) Tyga parties with bikini-clad blondes on a yacht in Miami (TMZ) Victoria Bonya caught skinny dipping in the surf (TaxiDriverMovie) Daphne Groeneveld topless Scooby snacks (EgotasticAllStars) Ariana Grande works... read more

Zoe Saldana Not Black Enough

It's finally happened. The world of trigger warnings and political correctness has collapsed onto itself. A black person has been accused of employing blackface. Zoe Saldana is being attacked for her portrayal of Nina Simone in an upcoming biopic. Critics, much of... read more

Zoe Saldana Not Black Enough And Shit Around The Web

The estate and fans of singer Nina Simone are pissed that Zoe Saldana isn't Black enough to play Nina Simone in the new shitty-looking biopic. First, people get pissed if White dudes play Black characters and now they get mad if the skin tone doesn't match. WTF, yo?... read more

Zoe Saldana Braless And Pregnant

Braless and pregnant and standing in front of a cupcake sign is not what I'd advise anybody as their public relations representative. I guess it beats standing in front of a sign that reads swollen floppy tits. Zoe Saldana is bucking the celebrity trend  by having a... read more

Zoe Saldana Promotes Movies Well

Chris Pratt had to run around to tons of late night talk shows doing staged jokes to promote Guardians of the Galaxy. They told Zoe Saldana she could just take her clothes off for a woman's magazine. That's pretty fucking sexist. Yet I know I don't need to hear her talk... read more

Zoe Saldana Isn't Nude

The big press release I got said 'Zoe Saldana is nude in this month's Allure!'. Okay, it wasn't a press release so much as FSI in Glamour that fell out when I was perusing an article about how to Ombre your own hair. It was for a friend. Fuck, I said too much. The point... read more

Zoe Saldana Is Braless

I'd be lying like most men if I didn't say I took a turn or two at thoughts of Zoe Saldana ten feet tall and blue and nude after seeing Avatar seven times in 3D. I like exotic women and the idea of a woman with twice normal size breasts seems appealing. In reality, Zoe's... read more

is Bradley Cooper dating Zoe Saldana or not

Zoe Saldana broke up with her fiancé last month after dating for 11 years, and yesterday Star said it was because she and Bradley Cooper were doing it now. They noted that the two filmed a movie together over the summer, and that Bradley Cooper is very handsome. I too am... read more

Thursday headlines, with trailers and Kelly Brook in a bikini

X MEN: FIRST CLASS - has 3 new character trailers for Beast, Banshee, and Havok, also known as, "Oh I Thought That Was Young Cyclops", "Who?", and "The One Who Humps Out Laser Hoops". (mtv) CONAN THE BARBARIAN - has a new trailer out today, and at the end it mentions... read more

wednesday headlines

LARRY KING - announced his retirement last night and 'Americas Got Talent' judge Piers Morgan could sign a deal to replace him as early as today. King had no comment about Morgan because CNN had already pushed him down the stairs and locked the door behind him. (radar)... read more

i better not get noah wylie

Speaking of Haiti and the telethon, the list of Hollywood stars who will be manning the phones is now out (highlights below, full list under the cut). What a sexy telethon this is gonna be. Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Alec Baldwin, Gerard Butler, Sacha Baron Cohen,... read more