Zoe Saldana Not Black Enough

It's finally happened. The world of trigger warnings and political correctness has collapsed onto itself. A black person has been accused of employing blackface. Zoe Saldana is beingattacked for her portrayal of Nina Simone in an upcoming biopic. Critics, much of Simone's family among them, have aggressively lashed out at Saldana for being far too hot to play the ugly relativethey fondly remember. When Saldana...

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Zoe Saldana Not Black Enough And Shit Around The Web

The estate and fans of singer Nina Simone are pissed that Zoe Saldana isn't Black enough to play Nina Simone in the new shitty-looking biopic. First, people get pissed if White dudes play Black characters and now they get mad if the skin tone doesn't match. WTF, yo? There is no winning. People need to get a fucking hobby. (Last Men On Earth) Gia Genevieve is topless for your viewing pleasure. (Egotastic All-Stars)...

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Zoe Saldana Braless And Pregnant

Braless and pregnant and standing in front of a cupcake sign is not what I'd advise anybody as their public relations representative. I guess it beats standing in front of a sign that reads swollen floppy tits. Zoe Saldana is bucking the celebrity trend by having a husband and gestating her own babies. She's also famous for claiming she will never ever get any plastic surgery. She has to be the most secretly despised...

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Zoe Saldana Promotes Movies Well

Chris Pratt had to run around to tons of late night talk shows doing staged jokes to promote Guardians of the Galaxy. They told Zoe Saldana she could just take her clothes off for a woman's magazine. That's pretty fucking sexist. Yet I know I don't need to hear her talk or see Chris Pratt naked. Maybe it's time to change the way we look at sexism. Photo Credit: Women's Health [gallery id="3277"]

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Zoe Saldana Isn't Nude

The big press release I got said 'Zoe Saldana is nude in this month's Allure!'. Okay, it wasn't a press release so much as FSI in Glamour that fell out when I was perusing an article about how to Ombre your own hair. It was for a friend. Fuck, I said too much. The point is, Zoe Saldana is not nude in the magazine. She has no clothes. She's technically nude. But, again, I call upon Stripper Law to plainly state that...

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Zoe Saldana Is Braless

I'd be lying like most men if I didn't say I took a turn or two at thoughts of Zoe Saldana ten feet tall and blue and nude after seeing Avatar seven times in 3D. I like exotic women and the idea of a woman with twice normal size breasts seems appealing. In reality, Zoe's boobs are much smaller. She doesn't even wear a bra much of the time. And she's not even blue. The actual proximity of masturbation fantasies to...

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is Bradley Cooper dating Zoe Saldana or not

Zoe Saldana broke up with her fiancé last month after dating for 11 years, and yesterday Star said it was because she and Bradley Cooper were doing it now. They noted that the two filmed a movie together over the summer, and that Bradley Cooper is very handsome. I too am very handsome, so the story seemed plausible. But now Saldanas agent says the rumor isn't true, that they're nothing more than "friends who worked on...

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Thursday headlines, with trailers and Kelly Brook in a bikini

X MEN: FIRST CLASS - has 3 new character trailers for Beast, Banshee, and Havok, also known as, "Oh I Thought That Was Young Cyclops", "Who?", and "The One Who Humps Out Laser Hoops". (mtv) CONAN THE BARBARIAN - has a new trailer out today, and at the end it mentions that this was shot in 3D, as if you couldn't tell by the stunning percentage of pointy things flying at the screen. (yahoo) COLUMBIANA - stars Zoe...

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wednesday headlines

LARRY KING - announced his retirement last night and 'Americas Got Talent' judge Piers Morgan could sign a deal to replace him as early as today. King had no comment about Morgan because CNN had already pushed him down the stairs and locked the door behind him. (radar) WONDER WOMAN - has a new costume and her slutty bodysuit has been replaced with pants and a jacket. The new writer also wanted to, "give her breast...

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i better not get noah wylie

Speaking of Haiti and the telethon, the list of Hollywood stars who will be manning the phones is now out (highlights below, full list under the cut). What a sexy telethon this is gonna be. Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Alec Baldwin, Gerard Butler, Sacha Baron Cohen, Bradley Cooper, Daniel Craig, Cindy Crawford, Penelope Cruz, Michael Clarke Duncan, Zac Efron, Colin Farrell, Mel Gibson, Selena Gomez, Neil Patrick...

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