Zooey Deschanel Fucks Up Her Kid And Shit Around The Web

Celebrities are notorious for giving their kids stupid names and hipster wank fodder Zooey Deschanel is no different. She named her daughter Elsie Otter. That's right, she named the poor kid after a swimming rat. Good luck getting into Princeton now. You might as well... read more

HelloGiggles Says Hello to $30 Million

HelloGiggles is the female positive website started by Zooey Deschanel and two other women you'd want to punch in the uterus after five minutes of conversation on politics or sports. That's misogynistic, also thoughtful eugenics. Like every other site declaratively for... read more

Zooey Deschanel New Tits And Shit Around The Web

Hipster princess Zooey Deschanel is looking different these days in the chest region. Her once perky medium sized alt hippy chick boobies have grown into true massive jug-sized funbags. Tit job? That's not an accusation, that's a compliment Judge her jugs for yourself. (... read more

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Zooey Deschanel Runs Around On The Beach Filming

Everybody loves Zooey Deschanel because they see her as the attainable girl. Cute, quirky, not hot or snobby. The kind of girl you could actually get. Only, you haven't gotten her. Neither have I. Nor anyone you know. So she's not really attainable to us. She's... read more

Zooey Deschanel also likes bunnies

I'm as amazed as anyone but ‘New Girl' is genuinely funny, the best new comedy since ‘Community', thanks in large part to it's perfect casting (namely Jake Johnson and Max Greenfield, and now they've added the great Lizzy Caplan). But the star of the show of course is... read more