Lena Dunham Shows Off Her Nipple And Maybe A Little Vagina Slit On Instagram

November 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  You ask and we deliver. If the WWTDD comments have taught me anything it’s that you hate Kate Upton but love Lena Dunham. On OpPoSiTe DaY. But this is important work, because one day we’ll look back and... READ MORE

Bill Maher Has No Respect For Stan Lee

November 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The first rule of being an alpha male is the same first rule as Fight Club, DO NOT talk about how alpha you are. Definitely DO NOT write a blog post about it. But if you must be Billy... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Giving Up Music At The Moment To Discover Himself

November 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Imagine being famous for so long that you’ve failed to develop an actual personality. Now you’re married with piles of money and no prenup. And taking a break from music to “find yourself” is imperative for the sake of... READ MORE

Mel B Tried To Kill Herself After Watching Her 64 Sex Tapes

November 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"As each pill goes into my mouth, I ask myself: 'Are you sure?' And I take another one. Ten, 20, 50, 100. 'Are you sure?' One hundred and 20. 'Are you sure?' 150. 'Are you sure?'" READ MORE

Miranda Lambert Blaming Men For Her Failure

November 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Miranda Lambert’s recent accusation of sexism in country music pretty much sums up why modern feminist ideology is so flawed. Somehow, because she wasn’t able to snag a number one hit on her own, men are to blame. Instead... READ MORE

A Fat Lazy Rob Kardashian Is Going Broke From Child Support

November 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Being extorted for baby bucks by a scam artist stripper couldn’t have happened to a better guy. I’m not sure what fedora tipping, must respect all women at all costs kind of judge decided that Blac Chyna deserves $20K... READ MORE

Blind Item: Divorced Actor Has Seven-Year-Old Love Child

November 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  My disdain for Jennifer Garner started the exact moment I first saw her face and thought, ew. She’s also a snake-handling inbred Texas zealot, and anyone who blames Ben Affleck for their split just hasn’t been around enough... READ MORE

Hugh Jackman Is Rich, But Not A Genius

November 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hugh Jackman is living proof that having a pile of money doesn’t mean you’re some sage that has life all figured out. He’s talented enough in his craft to keep getting gigs, but his recent confession would bring a... READ MORE

Ariana Grande Short Hair Literally Don’t Care

November 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on Nov 15, 2018 at 4:28pm PST   The Internet is freaking out over the fact that Ariana Grande posted a picture of herself with... READ MORE