Paris Hilton Had No Help Making Herself A Millionaire

July 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Success is relative, and so is sanity when it comes to celebrities. Paris Hilton is pretty insane to honestly believe that she’s “self-made” and somehow started the Hilton empire by herself. Sure she may have invented what the world... READ MORE

Icky Azalea’s Blown Out Bowl Of Jell-O Twerking

July 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you’re one of those people who doesn’t like to watch gory plastic surgery reality shows because you don’t want to see the image of a sole bloody detached nipple awaiting it’s new placement every time you close your... READ MORE

Sacha Baron Cohen Giving Guns To Kindergarteners For The LOLs

July 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sacha Baron Cohen is coming in hot. He left the nation a little triggered after doing a skit that suggested schoolchildren having access to triggers is the best way to stop a school shooting. The premiere episode of Sacha’s... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep. 106: Andie MacDowell’s Return to Nudity

July 17, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week's Mr. Skin Podcast will give you tug after tug! READ MORE

Kylie Jenner On Men Not Being Able To Handle Jenndashians And Keeping Her Relationships ‘Super Private’

July 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, this is fake news from the get-go. Plenty of men have handled the Jenndashians. Kind of the tentpole of their existence. You don’t want to downplay your strengths if your entire resume reads “Work Experience: Damp Hole.”... READ MORE

Is Pete Davidson Bored, High, Or In Love While Watching Ariana Grande On Set Of Music Video?

July 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

After he overdoses in about a week, the fact that he blinks twice and then basically never again in the clip will be useful for the coroner. READ MORE

Elon Musk Promising To Purify Water In Flint

July 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Elon Musk is further proving that poor people make for great test subjects. Following in the footsteps of another wealthy white man by the name of Bill Gates, Elon Musk also wants to make water great again for the... READ MORE

Handmaid’s Product Pulled After Association With Evil Patriarchy

July 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

God bless America, because there’s never a shortage of things to complain about in this country. Handmaid’s Tale is a series designed to reenforce the idea that men are women’s natural oppressors. Any woman that has ever accused a... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Topless Katie Price’s Horrifying Tits

July 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Eighty-four-year-old British socialite Katie Price recently took to the beach in Thailand to demonstrate that the price was indeed right for her Groupon tit job – about four dollars – by showing off her stapled on kettlebell boobs and... READ MORE

Anthony Bourdain May Become A Winner After Losing Life

July 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you needed anymore proof that all award shows are just for show, look no further than Anthony Bourdain’s multiple posthumous Emmy nominations. Netflix was just about to pull his Parts Unknown show, but pulling a guy’s TV show... READ MORE