Taylor Swift Defending Herself Against Death Again

April 21, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s amazing what some men do for women they’ve never met or never had a chance with in their life. Some kook from Connecticut was most likely high watching cartoons when he decided robbing a bank to impress Taylor... READ MORE

Critics “Feel” Like Jumping Off A Bridge After Seeing Amy Schumer’s New Movie

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Amy Schumer is now officially one for three with her movie career, because while Trainwreck stole the hearts of Americans who like dumb movies, Schumer's smoke and mirrors didn't work for Snatched, and with this weekend's I Feel Pretty, she's... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Kisses Uncomfortable Gay Rapper On Snapchat

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Any of you doubting that the relationship between an Armenian hooker and a gay rapper can thrive need look no further than this steamy Insta kiss between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. I mean wow. Get a room you... READ MORE

Steve Harvey Slut-Shamed His Way Into Sexual Harassment Lawsuit

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Long gone are the easy going days of a friendly Mr. Hightower sporting a flattop as vice principal of Booker T. Washington High. We should have all seen a metoo coming down the pipe as he wanted the women... READ MORE

Olivia Wilde, Lazy Parent

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Olivia Wilde is going to treat her little boy like a little girl because that’s equality. Toxic masculinity runs rampant in young boys and in an effort to combat and correct it, Olivia will not be buying her son... READ MORE

Drunk Kris Jenner Says This Kardashian Is Her Biggest Blessing

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

To be fair to Beast, pound for pound she's technically madam Kris Jenner's biggest blessing. But the member of her harem that Jenner identifies as her biggest blessing is none other than... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Minute: Skip Pretty and See Titty with Amy Schumer (VIDEO)

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week's Mr. Skin Minute is all about being body positive! READ MORE

Elisabeth Moss Twerks For Scientology

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  When Scientologists are around normal people they appear to feel an overwhelming need to be quirky and charming to the point that they seem like they’re having a mental break. Tom Cruise really hit that strategy out of the... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Up-Lyfting The Already Semi-Privileged

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I stopped using Uber when Lyft started promoting 50% off the same exact ride. If you’re going to hop in a complete stranger’s car who probably never received a proper background check, you might as well save some money... READ MORE

Danielle Bregoli Swapping Rap For Reality TV

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Danielle Bregoli getting her own reality TV show should make you feel like a failure. You’ve followed all of the rules your entire life and look how that’s paid off. You’re not an outlier like Danielle, who happens to... READ MORE