Heidi Klum is single

January 23, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum and Seal have had 4 kids during their seemingly happy 7 year marriage, but now those kids are orphans or whatever because Klum and Seal are getting a divorce. Last night, they released this controversial statement… “We... READ MORE

Steven Tyler is patriotic

January 23, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

They say that the national anthem is one of the hardest songs to sing, and yesterday at the AFC Championship game between New England and Baltimore Steven Tyler proved them right. He better watch out. Ray Lewis has stabbed... READ MORE

Joe Paterno died

January 23, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Joe Paterno died early Sunday morning, though not of shame like you would have thought. It was actually lung cancer. A statement from his family says, “he died as he lived.” By mumbling and shielding a pedophile. READ MORE

Johnny Depp is very spooky

January 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Warner Bros has released this picture of Johnny Depp in the Tim Burton version of ‘Dark Shadows’, where he apparently doesn’t even try to hide the fact that he’s a vampire. He’s as vampiry as anyone could ever look,... READ MORE

Mark Wahlberg should stop explaining

January 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mark Wahlberg really didn’t do himself any favors today when he went on Kid Kraddock in the Morning to explain why he said what he said about stopping 9/11. “I would never disrespect the victims of 9/11 or their... READ MORE

Vanessa Hudgens is in a bikini

January 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler were in Hawaii yesterday, and after a little bit of horseplay, Austin got Vanessa in a Rampage Jackson-esque powerbomb. Austin Butler takes his beach time very seriously. (image source = splash) READ MORE

‘Resident Evil: Retribution’ has a trailer

January 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A fifth ‘Resident Evil’ movie is on the way, with the Umbrella Corporation somehow still unable to kill Alice even though she stands completely still and perfectly upright in every gun fight. I just wish they had included a... READ MORE

Ellen Hollman understands the red carpet

January 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The reason movie premieres have a red carpet is so the stars can pose for pictures. So it would make sense for them to look attractive. Like Ellen Hollman did at the ‘Spartacus: Vengeance’ premiere last night at the... READ MORE

Miley spent $50,000 to look like this

January 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus spent $50,000 on nutritionists, chefs and personal trainers before going to Hawaii for Christmas with her boyfriend, Thors little brother. She’s 19, by the way. Don’t most 19-year-olds sort of look like this anyway, or better? She... READ MORE

OJ Simpson is Khloes real dad

January 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kris Jenner has yet to take Opie and Anthony up on their $250,000 offer to identify the father of Khloe Kardashian with a DNA test, and now we know why! Because her real father is Heisman wining assassin OJ... READ MORE