Lady Gaga has pissed off the Muslims

September 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Millions of people have said they’d like to kill Lady Gaga at some point, but they didn’t mean it literally, and it’s usually after hearing one of her songs or seeing Perez Hilton. But now some people might mean... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan has been arrested yet again

September 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan has been arrested for another car accident, but it’s different from when she drove into the back of a car in July or into the back of a truck in June. This is more like when she... READ MORE

Shakira is replacing Christina Aguilera on ‘the Voice’

September 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Usher and Shakira will replace Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green for the fourth season of ‘the Voice’, though it’s said to be a temporary move so Aguilera can go on tour and Green can record a new album.... READ MORE

Alex Frnka is in a bikini

September 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Alex Frnka (yes that is spelled right) of the MTV version of ‘the Inbetweeners’ stripped down to a bikini top to hang out with a friend in Griffith Park today, and of course some doofus came over to hit... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson should talk to Alessanda Ambrosio

September 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson gave birth four months ago on May 1st, and Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth on May 7th, and Jessica and Alessandra are both from Earth, and that’s where the similarities end. Because Jessica looks like she would break... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston is just awful

September 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Here’s what an awful, conceited bitch Jennifer Aniston is: she agrees to do a commercial for Smartwater that makes fun of all the rumors you hear about her, then fills the commercial with things no one has ever said... READ MORE

Selena Gomez is easily relaxed

September 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you’re the photographer who took these pictures of Selena Gomez in a bikini by a pool in Miami today, it’s ok that you didn’t zoom in when she spread her legs, but just so you know, if it... READ MORE

oh screw you Jim Carey

September 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jim Carey was on the beach in Malibu this weekend with his mysterious new girlfriend, and he just stood there grinning like an idiot while people took pictures of her perfect white girl ass. And I would too. It’s... READ MORE

if Mitt Romney wins the White House…

September 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

These pictures show one of the following: A) What Mitt Romney imagines when preparing to campaign in Alabama. B) Prince William and Kate Middleton in the Solomon Islands today as part of their Diamond Jubilee Tour of South East... READ MORE

Lindsay is outraged that celebrities get away with crime

September 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you add it all up, Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 241 days in jail for her various crimes, but California sucks so she only served 6 percent of that (a grand total of 14 days, 6 hours... READ MORE