Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are a glamorous couple

December 1, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner drove their $100,000 Tesla Model S to get 2 dozen donuts from Krispy Kreme in Santa Monica today, and braved the rain to do it, so I assume they were stoned off their ass.... READ MORE

Halle Berry will pay Gabriel Aubrys medical and legal fees

December 1, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Halle Berry and her fiancé Oliver Martinez have offered to pay whatever medical and legal fees Gabriel Aubry might accrue as a result of Martinez beating the shit out of Aubry last week for no apparent reason, but please... READ MORE

Nicole Kidman is spooky

November 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills should probably let their guests know Nicole Kidman is staying there. I’m not brave, and she’s zombie white, so if I saw her walking the halls at night I would seriously freak... READ MORE

lets all pretend X-Men 3 never happened

November 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Brett Ratner is such a shitty director that when he was done with ‘X-Men: The Last Stand’, the franchise had to literally go back in time before it existed and start over. Which is how we got ‘X-Men: First... READ MORE

Paz de la Huerta doesnt need some fancy dressing room

November 28, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Boardwalk empire star Paz de la Huerta was walking around Miami with one of her beloved cigarettes, when she stopped to change out of her bikini into a little mini skirt. In a parking lot. An outdoor parking lot.... READ MORE

Brad Pitt has been giving away lots of money again

November 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Brad Pitt was in England last week doing re-shoots for ‘World War Z’ when a collection was taken for the Southampton General Hospital’s neonatal unit. So Pitt took out his wallet and gave them everything he had, which was... READ MORE

Joseph Gordon Levitt is our new Batman (probabaly)

November 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Hit-Fix says that not only does Warner Bros. want Joseph Gordon Levitt to become the new Batman in the ‘Justice League’ movie set for 2015, and a new series of Batman movies after that, but the studio is acting... READ MORE

the ‘Two and a Half Men’ kid says not to watch ‘Two and a Half Men’

November 27, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Angus Jones, the little kid from ‘Two and a Half Men’, tells something called Voice of Prophecy that the only half man we should have in our lives is our lord and savior Jesus Christ (that works better if... READ MORE

Alice Eve won the bikini contest, part 2

November 27, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Alice Eve also wore a striped bikini in Miami this weekend (to go along with this black one), showing off her body that I might describe as “inimitable” if I had more confidence in my ability to use that... READ MORE

Chris Brown fans seem stable

November 27, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown was doing the same stupid shit he always does on twitter last night (post “sexy” pictures of himself like it was some kind of gay classified), when he found himself in a war or words with beloved... READ MORE