Lindsay is still an unprofessional pain in the ass

September 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan was hired to do a scene making fun of her legal and professional issues in a brief cameo with Charlie Sheen in ‘Scary Movie 5′ (spoiler alert) , and so far, that’s going just like everything else... READ MORE

its the Joanna Krupa bikini car wash

September 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You can tell just by looking at her that Joanna Krupa is some kind of Russian spy, but if her icy blond hair and spooky Communist accent haven’t convinced you, consider this; instead of being sad today on the... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian is practically a cancer survivor

September 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For the most part, the UK is blissfully unaware of Kim Kardashian, and obviously she can’t stand idly by while that happens so she’s in the new issue of Nuts magazine (pictured) and has an interview with the Guardian.... READ MORE

Randy Jackson will be back on American Idol

September 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Despite a million rumors to the contrary, Randy Jackson will apparently be returning as a judge on ‘American Idol’ this season, at least according to this tweet by Simon Cowell and this report in the Hollywood Reporter. It seems... READ MORE

Kelly Brook has a new calendar

September 12, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Kelly Brook has a new calendar out for 2013, but you should double check her math if you plan to use it because models aren’t really great with numbers. For example, my Playboy calendar says today is Swimuary 43rd.... READ MORE

Jay Leno took a 50 percent pay cut

September 11, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

NBC has no idea what the fuck it’s doing of course, as was made perfectly clear once again during the Olympics and the fact that their plan was to lose $200 million (again) and now they’re gloating about simply... READ MORE

Amanda Bynes was pulled over again, let go again

September 11, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Amanda Bynes was pulled over again last night for driving without her headlights on, and despite that, and despite having a suspended license for a DUI and hitting a cop car, they gave her a warning and let her... READ MORE

its Jessica Simpsons Weight Watchers commercial

September 11, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpsons Weight Watchers commercial premiered today, and I can’t tell if it’s for a diet or a whitening toothpaste. Because her teeth look terrific, but she’s big as a house and you can tell even though they only... READ MORE

don’t worry about Leonardo DiCaprio

September 11, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

You might think that Leonardo DiCaprio would be upset today after hearing that Blake Lively (his ex-girlfriend) married Ryan Reynolds this weekend. But here’s DiCaprios current girlfriend, Erin Heatherton, shooting for Victorias Secret today in Miami. He might think... READ MORE

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively got married

September 11, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ryan Reynolds starting dating Scarlett Johansson in April of 2007 and they secretly got married in September of 2008. That marriage lasted a little more than 2 years, and if you think the problem was that he dated her... READ MORE