Michelle Hunziker and her bikini are here to save us!

May 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Holy shit today was boring, so thank God for Michelle Hunziker and her ongoing contempt for sun safety. But lest you think she’s just some one-trick pony who only goes to the beach in a bikini, today she also... READ MORE

Kanye and Kim Kardashian are “talking marriage”

May 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

According to a source (it’s Kim Kardashian), Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are so amazing together they’re already talking about getting married. So forget all that negative stuff you’ve heard about Kim for the last 6 months because that’s... READ MORE

Amanda Seyfried must have mixed emotions

May 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The first poster for ‘Lovelace’ came out today, with Amanda Seyfried playing 70’s porn legend Linda Lovelace, and Holy Shit she looks perfect (embiggen). She should do her hair and makeup like this all the time, and dress like... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston is stalking Brad and Angelina in London

May 2, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When Brad Pitt was filming ‘World War Z’ last summer in Richmond (a small town in southwest London; population 21,221), he and Angelina Jolie fell in love with it, and with London hosting the 2012 Summer Olympics, they decided... READ MORE

Candice Swanepoel is an elite model

May 2, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Supermodel Candice Swanepoel was on the beach on St. Barts yesterday to shoot for Victoria’s Secret, and I don’t know who else they have down there but she’s in trouble because Candice has really set the bar for jutting... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian forgot this Ferrari was a wedding gift

May 2, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

On Friday it was reported that Kim Kardashian “forgot” one of the wedding presents she received for her sham 72-day marriage, because instead of giving them back or splitting them with her husband, she’s keeping them all for herself... READ MORE

Kate Upton is a good dancer

May 2, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

19-year-old supermodel Kate Upton is the star of a new photo shoot and youtube video with weirdo pervert photographer Terry Richardson, which would normally annoy me because all that jackass does is have girls stand in front of a... READ MORE

Drew Barrymores still got it

May 2, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Speaking of shapeless lumps named Drew that no rational person would ever consider sexy, Drew Barrymore had a photo shoot at the Huntington Library in San Marino yesterday. (image source = fame/flynet) READ MORE

Jessica Simpson gave birth to a giant baby girl

May 2, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson has confirmed that she gave birth to a hulking baby girl this morning, weighing 9 pounds 13 ounces and measuring 21.75 inches. And if that doesn’t sound androgynous enough already, they named her Maxwell Drew. And I’m... READ MORE

its the third and final ‘Dark Knight Rises’ trailer

May 1, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The final trailer for ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ will premier in front of ‘The Avengers’ on Friday, but Warner Bros. put it on youtube last night (you can also watch it in 1080 on a Warner Bros. link here,... READ MORE