Madonna is still really really controversial, sexy

September 26, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Madonna was in Washington DC last night to subject yet another town to her MDNA Tour, but also to promise that she’ll strip naked if Obama is re-elected and to bore everyone with another wholly inaccurate lecture on world... READ MORE

Sophia Bush made a new friend

September 26, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Apparently someone needs to go back to guard dog school because that’s not Sophia Bush’s dog. She was leaving a gym in West Hollywood today and, according to the picture agency, “was excited to see a big dog and... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa saved a lost dog

September 26, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Some people automatically assume that exotic swimsuit models like me or Joanna Krupa are all cold and selfish, but she went for a walk in Runyon Canyon with her boyfriend who can’t take a fucking hint even though I... READ MORE

Rihanna is praying for her baby Chris Brown (who failed a drug test)

September 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown was in court yesterday for a probation progress report, all part of the deal he struck after his felony battery arrest in February of 2009, when he and Rihanna were driving home from the Grammys and… “(Rihanna)... READ MORE

Simon Cowell is dating Carmen Electra or something

September 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Simon Cowell and Carmen Electra had dinner at Cecconi’s on Saturday night (above) and then at Ago (both in West Hollywood) last night, maybe because they’re dating now, or maybe because they’re both judges on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ and... READ MORE

Kim spent some quiet time with Kourtney, the media

September 25, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

The photo agency says that Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went to the beach in Miami today “for some sisterly bonding”, which of course means in full hair and makeup in front of a camera and film crew. Kims tits... READ MORE

Wolverine has been doing P90X

September 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

At one point, ‘the Wolverine‘ was all set to film with the great Darren Aronofsky directing a script by the great Christopher McQuarrie, based on a story by the great Frank Miller. But that all went to hell, and... READ MORE

this (or Kim Kardashian) is the girl in Kanyes sex tape

September 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

There are so many conflicting reports about the Kanye West sex tape that it’s hard to even keep up, especially since I don’t want to keep up because I’d rather picture my grandparents having sex than Kanye and various... READ MORE

Billie Joe Armstong is not f**king Justin Bieber you mother f**kers

September 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Usher, Green Day, and Rihanna were the headliners Friday night for the iHeartRadio Festival at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, but after Usher was done, Green Day took the stage 30 minutes late and then were told to... READ MORE

right back at ya, Kat Dennings

September 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kat Dennings wore a dress that showed off her enormous tits last night at the Emmys, but of course the show didn’t take advantage of it when she was on stage with Jon Cryer to present the award for... READ MORE