Lindsay is still a delusional drunk

July 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Personally I think she’s annoying, but Jennifer Lawrence was just nominated for an Academy Award and her last two movies made 1.03 billion dollars. Her next year and a half will be filled with Silver Linings Playbook, then ‘X-Men’... READ MORE

Madonna still pointing guns at the audience

July 23, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you go see Madonna during her MDNA tour, there’s at least two songs where she pretends to shoot the audience while the sound of gunfire rings out and shell casings and blood splatter across a giant LCD screen... READ MORE

Minka Kelly. Has a sex tape.

July 23, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It seems like every celebrity sex tape always has at least one major problem. Either it’s a celebrity you never actually wanted to see have sex, or the footage shakes around like they’re being chased by the Cloverfield monster,... READ MORE

Jerry Seinfelds new web series is here

July 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

What with all the murder sprees and whatnot today, it was easy to miss that Jerry Seinfelds new web series, ‘comedians in a car getting coffee‘, premiered last night. The first episode, called ‘Larry eats a pancake’, features Larry... READ MORE

Jessica Gomes is in a bikini

July 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica Gomes was on Miami beach yesterday, and she looks Latin but she’s actually half Portugese, half Chinese, and from Australia. She was also our 23rd President. Wait, that doesn’t sound right. I might be... READ MORE

‘Dark Knight’ shooter dyed his hair red, said he was the Joker

July 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

As expected, Warner Bros. has canceled the premiere of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ that was to be held in Paris tonight in the wake of a shooting spree that killed at least 13 people in Colorado. As totally not... READ MORE

gunman kills 13, injures 38 at ‘Dark Knight Rises’ premiere

July 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Because he’s an asshole, a 24-year-old named James Holmes sat up in the front row during the premiere of ‘the Dark Knight Rises’ in Aurora, Colorado, this morning at around 12:30am, put on a gas mask, dropped a canister... READ MORE

yes, ‘The Master’ is based on Scientology and L. Ron Hubbard

July 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Officially, ‘the Master’ is not about L.Ron Hubbard as he founded Scientology in the 1950’s. Unofficially, it’s totally about L. Ron Hubbard as he founded Scientology in the 1950’s. Director Paul Thomas Anderson (‘There Will Be Blood’, ‘Boogie Nights’)... READ MORE

Brooke Burke cant hide in a bikini

July 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It looks like ‘Dancing with the Stars’ host Brooke Burke was trying to be low-key while at a pool in Miami today with her husband David Charvet, but it didn’t work. Because she’s famous and famous people are easy... READ MORE

Lindsay starting filming her porn movie today

July 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ok technically it’s not a porn movie. It’s a low budget indie, described as a “sex-fueled thriller“, called ‘The Canyons’. It stars no one you’ve ever heard of and Lindsay Lohan. The guy in bed with her is James... READ MORE