Lindsay Lohan Hit Someone With Her Car and Fled. Again.

March 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan, shown above enjoying any type of attention she still gets before being unceremoniously removed from the spotlight with a little comb and special shampoo, has once again hit someone with her car and fled the scene. TMZ... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez’s New Video Features Her Butt Prominently. You Don’t Say.

March 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez seems to be mainstay around here, so here she is in Acapulco yesterday shooting her new music video ‘Follow The Leader.’ If I had to guess (and of course I have to because I promise I’ll never... READ MORE

Russel Brand Threw a Guy’s Cell Phone

March 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Russell Brand, seen above with the terrifying glare that only an effeminate, British wheelchair-porn enthusiast could muster, apparently took it upon himself to accost a photographer and chuck his cell phone threw a window as proven by this blurry... READ MORE

Chris Brown’s Girlfriend Doesn’t Make Sense

March 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, made the news recently by engaging in a Twitter fight with Rihanna in which they both actually fight over urban America’s most beloved moonwalking woman-beater. In a new turn of events, and what I’m... READ MORE

Minka Kelly’s Dog is on a Leash. Good, Just Checking.

March 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that I found a way to legitimize gazing into Minka Kelly’s ass in yoga pants, go ahead and gaze into Minka Kelly’s ass in yoga pants. Brendon would have wanted it this way. (Image Source = Fame/Flynet) READ MORE

Charlie Sheen’s Sobriety Seems Like a Blast

March 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Here’s a completely shit-faced Charlie Sheen after a Guns N’ Roses concert Friday night in LA. In case you somehow managed to miss his infamous public meltdown and subsequent bullshit claim of sobriety, we’ve come full cirlce. While I’m... READ MORE

Aubrey O’Day Wants to be Taken Seriously Now

March 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In Aubrey O’Day’s recent interview with Huffpost Celebrity, she would have you believe that not only is she a serious businesswoman, but also the producers of her latest debacle, Celebrity Apprentice, actually altered their show plans to acquiesce her:... READ MORE

Olivia Munn Responds to Hacked Pics, Swipes at Asian Wang

March 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

See what I did there? Olivia Munn decided to parody her alleged hacked cell phone pics by photoshopping a green dong onto a red carpet shot of herself and writing a letter apologizing to SXSW attendees for her absence... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Still Has a Lot to Learn About Swagger

March 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber and his former swagger coach (yes I want to kill myself for typing that), Ryan Good, decided to visit their respective girlfriends, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson while they shoot ‘Spring Breakers’ in Florida. Last fall, quivering... READ MORE

Lola Ponce Will Bind The International Community. With Her Bikini.

March 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I noticed that Lola Ponce has never been featured on the site, most likely just because she’s an Argentine singer with no discernable American credits. In an effort to correct this egregious omission and in the spirit of international... READ MORE