Seth Rogen Wants To Be A Daddy

August 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m astonished that Seth Rogen found someone of the opposite sex that agreed to marry him. Putting up with a plethora of fart jokes and unwarranted political opinions on the first date is no easy task for any woman.... READ MORE

Beast Kardashian’s Ass Looks Insane In New Paparazzi Pic

August 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Anyone suffering for those dreaded four-hour-or-longer boners after ODing on Viagra is in luck, because after seeing Beast Kardashian’s misshapen botched shelf ass, not only will your boner subside, but your dick will shrivel up and fall off entirely. No... READ MORE

James Gunn Allegedly Attended A Pedo Themed Party

August 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There is no one at the moment suffering more from “it’s not what it looks like” than James Gunn. I personally still believe in conventional American values like “you’re innocent until proven guilty” and in order to establish guilt... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Marion Cotillard Full Frontal Skinny Dipping Candids

August 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Forty-two-year-old French actress Marion Cotillard has gone nude a ton in her movies, but for her most recent tits and vag out appearance, in Ismael’s Ghosts, she used CGI trickery. She loathes her middle-aged body. But do you? That... READ MORE

Chris Hardwick Scaring Away All The Chicks At Work

August 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The show about zombies has turned into a zombie itself, The Walking Dead refuses to die. It was watchable in the beginning, but the activity that goes on surrounding the show is more interesting than anything that has happened... READ MORE

Alleged Fake Lupus Looks Good On Selena Gomez In New Bikini Pics

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fake lupus to cover for a blown out meth kidney allegedly looks good on Selena Gomez, who posted a bunch of bikini pics while on a motorboat. I admit that previously I didn't get the new look that Gomez... READ MORE

Bella Thorne Bails On Teen Choice Awards Because She’s A Better Person Than Most

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Bella Thorne is publicly demonstrating just how advanced technology has become. Besides just being a top favorite for most lifelike silicon sex toy, she’s demonstrating that soulless artificial intelligence synths can formulate opinions. Imagine if the ending of Ex... READ MORE

Pete Davidson Unhinged Pre-Suicide GQ Interview Reveals Shocking Proposal Timeline

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  First off, why is it that hot girls go for the ugliest guys? Goddamn. Pete Davison is one ugly ass son of a bitch. As everyone already knows and doesn’t care about by now, nymphomanic Bratz Doll Ariana Granda and... READ MORE

Honey Boo Boo Still Fat, Now Sad

August 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Society needs to bring bullying back. It makes you a better person later on in life. Honey Boo Boo is 12-years-old and if she had been properly fat-shamed by the other children she wouldn’t be having the problems that... READ MORE

Matt Lauer Unloading Assets

August 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Matt Lauer is not the man he used to be. The unexpected Me Too movement toppled everything from his marriage to his career. Who knew dabbling in a little sexual misconduct could eventually lead to experiencing immediate money problems... READ MORE