Most Important Italian-American Since Al Capone Also Goes Down For Taxes

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s obvious anyone making a reality TV level salary that purchases matching Bentleys for himself and brother after only one season isn’t interested in properly paying taxes. I’m more surprised it took Mike ”The Situation” Sorrentino this long to get himself into a situation he couldn’t fix. I always believed a case of super syphilis […]

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Blind Item: A-List Singer About To Be Dropped By Record Label

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Speaking of singers, this A list singer, who is probably headed towards permanent A list status soon is in real danger of getting dropped by her record company. Despite her popularity, no one is buying her records. Her most recent one was a bomb. She spent way too much time partying and traveling the globe and the results show it.

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Adam Levine Almost Pooped Pants While Wife Gave Birth

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Maroon 5 frontman and all around sexy lesbian Adam Levine had the bowel-movements like Jagger while his wife was in labor with his daughter back in 2016. He shared this baby book-worthy family memory during his appearance last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, where Levine further explained that his experience of almost dropping a load […]

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Monica Lewinsky Original MeToo Sexual Survivor

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Its 20 been years since Bill Clinton splooged his unborn children onto Monica Lewinsky’s dress and wiped the residuals on the nearest house plant. Wouldn’t you agree that calls for a celebration? Monica Lewinsky sure thinks so. She labels herself as “survivor of the unimaginable” as if secretaries sucking off their bosses doesn’t happen at […]

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Ryan Dorsey Domestic Battery Charges Against Naya Rivera Dismissed

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Living away from Appalachia for too long has left me nostalgic for the white hot trailer park goss of my high school years, but thankfully dented trashcan Naya Rivera and her knockoff Jesse Pinkerton Ryan Dorsey, the father to her two-year-old son, are here to bring the warm fuzzies. Rivera was arrested in West Virginia over […]

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Lorde Has Throbbing “Chasm That Opens And it’s Never Going To Close”

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yeah baby open that throbbing chasm. If you mostly know the Kiwi singer Lorde for her chart-topping music, then feel free to share all of your Tumblr Jack Skellington fan art in the comments below. If not, my hope is that you best know her as the singer who allegedly porked beautiful strong woman Jack […]

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Mark Wahlberg Accused of Steroid Use by Captain Obvious

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If there’s one thing I’ve learned here wrapping up five years, it’s that after thousands of stories of shocking behavior and exclamation point worthy headlines, not a single one of these stories is the least bit stunning or unpredictable. Once you take a moment to understand a people or types of people, you can no […]

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Work Your Arm to Ana de Armas in This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute is jam-packed with hot nudity! The Blade Runner 2049 Blu-ray brings three nude ladies for the price of one, starting with the T&AI from Ana de Armas, and complimented by Sallie Harmsen and Mackenzie Davis baring their bods! Next, relive all the nudity from Caitriona Balfe, Lotte Verbeek, and more with the Blu-ray re-release of Outlander season one! Finally this week, the nude Workin’ Moms are back […]

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Donald Trump Has an Undead Hooker Problem

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The cliche line reads that the only thing that’ll cost you your job in Washington D.C. is a dead hooker in your bed, or a live boy. The former probably holds true. The latter may now launch you into higher office. President Trump has a live hooker problem. No, not Melania. She’s cool. Porn star, […]

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Samantha Bee Reminds Us That Men Are Basically Rapists in Poor Disguise

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Samantha Bee took a strong stand among her one-hundred percent lock-step audience by denouncing the people denouncing the chick who wrote an op-ed piece calling Aziz Ansari a sexual “misconduct” kind of guy for not reading her unspoken cues during sex after a dinner date. Some people felt that Ansari shouldn’t be smeared with the […]

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