Dave Chappelle’s 2003 R. Kelly ‘Piss On You’ Video Told Us Everything We Needed To Know

January 14, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  This video is an addendum to last week’s rapist-empowered Xtina post, because it really exemplifies just how delusional we can be towards a musician if we think his songs are damn bops. R. Kelly has been a know sexual... READ MORE

Spears’ Family Emergency Causes Las Vegas Cancellations

January 14, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Some celebrities do actually own a heart.  Britney Spears’ father falling ill is the best thing that’s ever happened to Vegas. Not the best for Britney, though. Spears has been canceled until further notice. Why does it take someone... READ MORE

Gordon Ramsey’s Sexual Innuendos Made Sofia Vergara Uncomfortable

January 14, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Bygones are no longer bygones. MeToo has turned into one big angry bitch with an affinity for bringing up old offenses to argue her point. I’m still willing to point out that are more important things to ponder over... READ MORE

Katy Perry Was Once Suspended For Humping A Tree That She Pretended Was Tom Cruise

January 14, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"At the 2:00pm recess, Katy and four other students were in an ‘off-limits’ area (behind the backboards) practicing a skit. Katy pretended that a tree was Tom Cruise and began making sexual motions (‘pelvic thrusts’) to the tree." READ MORE

Chris Pratt Engaged To Random Mangled Whore With Jesus’ Blessing

January 14, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Today we remember Anna Faris, because there's no way her poor heart is going to be able to weather the news of her ex Chris Pratt getting engaged to some random mangled whore. Well actually the woman Pratt is... READ MORE

Michael Jackson Getting His Own “Surviving R. Kelly” Special

January 14, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Don’t, for a second, believe that just because Ariel Winter lost weight that all is right in the world again. R. Kelly is still at large and Michael Jackson is channeling his displeasure from the afterlife after finding out... READ MORE

Kim Called Out For Supporting “Racist” High Fashion Designer

January 12, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The quality of human being Kim Kardashian is happens to be about as generic as those computer generated comments coming from fake follower Instagram accounts. She’s more fraudulent than her stepfather’s current gender status as female. The only things... READ MORE

Meghan Markle’s Family Somehow Gets Even Trashier, Brother Arrested For DUI

January 11, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you can picture actual trash – not like a person, but like the contents of an actual public trash can including hot half-eaten food, dog poop in plastic bags, throw up, and plastic bottles because people are animals  –... READ MORE

Christina Aguilera Talks Herself In Circles To Defend Kind Of Working With R. Kelly

January 11, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This is a reminder of women sticking together— and not letting a man take ownership of a great song/ moment… And if anything the message of this song remains that although you may have had my body, you will... READ MORE

A Better Guess That Celebrity: This Chick Edition

January 11, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Who IS she. We know that she has awesome tits and that, thanks to some weird Insta filter, she's between twenty and a hundred years in age. If you reverse Google search or happen to follow this celeb on social... READ MORE