Kendall Jenner Not Into Women; Maybe

March 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When a celebrity has to openly announce their sexuality, more often than not, they’re most likely lying in order to save face or sell something. Kendall Jenner just came out as heterosexual thanks to the way the world is... READ MORE

Gal Gadot Handicap Shaming Late, Great Stephen Hawking

March 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Gal Gadot may be a superhero on screen but she isn’t such a wonderful women when the cameras stop rolling. She’s probably the same person who parks in the handicap parking spaces believing she’s doing the physically disabled a... READ MORE

Things That Are Sad: Naya Rivera Auditioning For Spielberg On Instagram

March 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Stephen Spielberg is at the beginning stages of producing and directing a remake of West Side Story - a musical epic about rival homosexual gangs in New York City. According to her Instagram caption, emailing a video is technologically... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 89: Full Frontal From Sally Hawkins and Marion Cotillard

March 20, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Fans of all natural brunettes, prick up your ears for this week's Mr. Skin Podcast! READ MORE

Selena Gomez Slams People Who Commented On Her Fat Scarred Body

March 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The beauty myth- an obsession with physical perfection that traps modern woman in an endless cycle of hopelessness, self consciousness, and self-hatred as she tries to fulfill society’s impossible definition of flawless beauty. I chose to take care of... READ MORE

Political Cartoonist Jim Carrey Makes Mockery Of Cock-Eyed Woman

March 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you look close enough at a Jim Carrey painting you can see the strokes resemble that of a man who either has the early stages Parkinson’s or probably shouldn’t be painting professionally. Surprisingly, it’s not his 3rd grade... READ MORE

Barbra Streisand Too Fugly For MeToo

March 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Barbra Streisand isn’t the prettiest woman on Earth and the proof is in the lack of sexual harassment. When all the pretty young ladies were earning their MeToo merit badges, Streisand wasn’t worth the trouble of a powerful man... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Selena Gomez Waterpark Bod

March 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  I’m the first person to admit that if I eat one extra donut a day I look like a potato with toothpicks sticking out of it, so I’m not going to blame Selena Gomez for being fat as... READ MORE

It’s A Wrap For Snapchat; Thanks Rihanna

March 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Talk about tone deaf. The same individual who rewatches Ray Rice’s one hitter quitter elevator video while eating popcorn without wincing is responsible for green-lighting the advertisements seen on your Snapchat. An ad asked users would they rather slap... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Lied About His Majestic Male Tramp Stamp

March 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck’s life began to unravel the moment when picking up the bottle became more important than playing with Jennifer Garner’s goodies. It’s all been downhill since then and he’s been hitting every bump on the way down. Things... READ MORE