Kim K Slut Shamed By Another Rapper

January 29, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Imagine struggling so much as a musician that you’d do almost anything if it meant selling more of your upcoming album. And by anything, I mean make disparaging comments about Kim Kardashian. Hold on. I know you’re thinking what’s... READ MORE

Tony Hawk Has A High-Class Clothing Line Coming Out

January 28, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Skateboarding used to be awesome in the ‘90s. A time when the X-Games were pure, scooter-free, and you could call the fat kid too afraid to drop in on the half pipe a poser without the fear of being... READ MORE

Alec Baldwin Goes From Punch In The Face To Slap On The Wrist

January 27, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Beware of Alec Baldwin whenever you want to park in spot closest to the business you wish to patronize. The man has become something of an urban legend. Those golden parking spots open to everyone who’s legs aren’t on... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Let Down With Another Dumb Tattoo

January 26, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s 2019. And that means no more pussy footing around. Unless you’re Miley Cyrus. Then that means you’re supposed to tattoo “pussy” by your foot and do whatever the hell you want. Everyone already thinks you’re a little off... READ MORE

Russell Brand Sucks At Paternity

January 26, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s times like these that make me wish Russell Brand and Katy Perry never broke up. They deserve each other. Because Russell just admitted to being a bad dad and Katy’s always been a bad entertainer. Together, they sound... READ MORE

Blind Item: Model Careening Towards Death With Drinking And Smoking

January 25, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The fact that today’s Blind Item alcoholic bulimic model has three names really narrows down our choices. Visually, I think we’ve been getting a vibe from Lily-Rose Depp for some time suggesting she dines exclusively on cigarettes and... READ MORE

Now You: Manscaping, Brought To You By Matthew McConaughey

January 25, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  While appearing as a guest on the esteemed PBS think piece Watch What Happens Live, Matthew McConaughey was asked by a fan if he manscaped for his thong-clad appearance in Magic Mike. McConaughey started by explaining that he’s Scottish-Irish... READ MORE

Nick Cannon Upset With Travis Scott Over Super Bowl Performance

January 25, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Travis Scott went from Kanye West underling to being the sperm donor of a woman worth a billion dollars. All while releasing some of the most forgettable music in history. And now, according to Nick Canon, Travis has returned... READ MORE

Salma Hayek’s Bathing Suit Boobs Wowewowow

January 25, 2019 | beach | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Seeing fifty-year-old testicle sac head Celine Dion really got me thinking about this crazy thing we call life, and about at exactly what point our bodies implode on themselves. My coworkers and I truly think that Dion lied... READ MORE