Things That Will Make You Want To Die: Pink Covers People’s “Most Beautiful” Issue, Doesn’t Believe In Gender Labels

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  I almost did this as my first “presented without comment” post because I just can’t deal with the fuckery, but instead I’ll just do the bare minimum and reward myself with a brown bag Bud Light Lime over... READ MORE

Sarah Hyland Regrets Pinching Tits On Instagram

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Sarah Hyland did her best to be America’s next body-shamed probably bulimic sweetheart when she slammed h8ers of some fake disease she bravely came out with almost a year ago. But then Demi Lovato came along and was... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham Is Close To Winning Mother Of The Year

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Any child that shares DNA with Farrah Abraham never had a chance. She’s never been the best mother or role model. She’s also a great example of why certain people shouldn’t be allowed to breed. But since it’s still... READ MORE

Bill Murray Is A One Man Band When It Comes To Business

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Would you believe me if I told you there’s at least one person in Hollywood who doesn’t mix their business life and personal life like some cocktail. Bill Murray is one man in show business that still believes in... READ MORE

Another Show About Women Still Not Over All The Sexual Assault Starring Mariska Hargitay

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Women still won’t let the spotlight on sexual assault in the entertainment industry die. The entire nation is possibly on the brink of being dragged into World War 3 but making sure a man asked if it was okay... READ MORE

Solange, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Um, did anyone else realize that Solange Knowles is the worst person on the planet? And yes, Jessica Chastain is still alive. Solange spent her early years in the often sizable shadow of her sister Beyoncé, but wore enough... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 93: Jennifer Lawrence Strips Naked & Halle Berry Butt

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week’s episode of the Mr. Skin Podcast is brimming with nudity! READ MORE

Evan Rachel Wood’s Boobs To Receive Equal Pay For Westworld

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Westworld was basically the product of HBO execs realizing that after Jason Mamoa made rape cool again by assaulting Hot Tits Whatshername on Game of Thrones, they needed to expand their inventory. In order for the big budget masturbatory... READ MORE

Oscar De La Hoya Having Sex With Spatulas On Film

April 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Oscar De La Hoya can officially change his name to Oscar De La Joto. First he was caught with a full body fishnet and a fedora on. Not even frat bros go that far after their fifteenth beer of... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Saving Women From Assault At Coachella

April 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber does it all. He’s not really a hero and not really a villain. He’s like Wolverine from X-men, severely misunderstood by most but in the end always does the right thing. Coachella lost it’s cool the minute... READ MORE