Celebs in waist trainers, Hannah Ferguson's nipples, and more!

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Aida Yespica had the misfortune of being born in Venezuela and not being a great shortstop. But she was pretty hot and developed and got herself into a bunch of beauty pageants until she got Venezuelan famous. That was... READ MORE

It ain’t easy being a dictator. The funny hats, the 60’s military garb, long dinners with Sean Penn who just won’t shut the fuck up. And, then, shit, you get a cough which turns into cancer and suddenly you’re... READ MORE

Oh okay. So I guess I’m supposed to think that, a week after we broke up, Italian-Venezuelan model Aida Yespica just happened to be on Miami beach in a bikini in front of a bunch of photographers. Uh-huh. Yeah,... READ MORE

So, was Aida Yespica on Miami beach again yesterday, in a bikini, like she has been for like the past 2 weeks? Of course she was. Where else would she be. It’s not like models actually do anything. That’s... READ MORE

I was hoping I could hang out with Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti on Miami beach for 10 minutes without the paparazzi taking a bunch of pictures of us, but I guess not. Is my green speedo sexy? Yeah,... READ MORE

Aida Yespica is a model from Venezuela who lives in Italy, and Claudia Galanti is a model from Paraguay who lives in Italy, and I’m already hopelessly confused but don’t care because there’s been almost no tits on the... READ MORE