Just when you thought there was nothing left to the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard out of nowhere divorce filing, along comes Amber Heard with one a bruise on the right side of her face. Heard claims that Depp... READ MORE

Amber Heard is demanding spousal support in her divorce from Johnny Depp which seems ridiculous after being married for a year and should definitely factor into the non-existent gender pay gap. If you count banging an old goth for... READ MORE

Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp. They were married for fifteen months. Enough time for nine different celebrity magazine cover stories about their fabulous love affair. Heard cited irreconcilable difference. Most notably she's a thirty year old... READ MORE

You’ll recall that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard got in trouble down under when they snuck their rat-like dogs into Australia. Today they were forced to make an apology PSA video that is super weird. They look like they... READ MORE

Amber Heard would like people to know it’s hard being hot and blonde and bisexual in Hollywood. Also, a loaf of bread might cost sixty-four cents, but she’s not committing to that until she gets further information. Heard came... READ MORE

Going to see Magic Mike doesn’t make you gay. Going to see Magic Mike and insisting it’ll make your girlfriend happy and you’ll get laid, that’s gay. The confident heterosexual male never insists. The Marlboro man never had to... READ MORE

It’s possible all the insipidly cute anecdotes of married life Amber Heard’s people are spewing out to the gossip mags are one hundred percent truthful. She and Johnny Depp are still headed for let’s just be friends who fuck... READ MORE

People who were writing Terry Richardson off into perv Conventry lacked a basic understanding of how the modeling business works. It’s like complaining to Caligula about men covering their naked bodies in Easy Cheese and having the fish nibble their shlongs in... READ MORE

Johnny Depp chose a press junket to declare that actors who use their celebrity to make musical appearances make him sick. Odd mostly because Johnny Deep is an actor who uses his celebrity to make musical appearances. Or maybe... READ MORE

Before the ‘I do’s’ is the best time you ask your soon to be wife, do you still dig short slicked back hair, wearing men’s tuxedos, and lapping up vagina pudding in parfait glasses? Maybe a guy like Johnny... READ MORE