Amy Adams seems like such a good girl. I wasn’t sure she had nipples. But I think I see one. I assume it dispenses soy milk and sings during rainstorms to keep the kids entertained when they can’t play... READ MORE

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit,... READ MORE

Amy Adams was the only recognizable name to show up in a bikini this weekend, and you may be wondering if she’s been hiding some amazing hot body all this time. Let me put it this way: No. See... READ MORE