Now You: What Summer Vacation Spot Should Everyone Try?

July 20, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fun fact: Every single celebrity ever is in either Ibiza or Mykonos this summer, so it's a great time to be anywhere but those two places. With a good chunk of summer still ahead, let us know what vacation... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Red Hot Bikini Pics

July 19, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now that you're lactating over Ashley Graham's diaper ass, it's a perfect time to check out someone who's even uglier - Amy Schumer. The sultry vixen posted a bunch of Instagram pics of herself waddling around a bunch of... READ MORE

Amy Schumer – You’ve Got To Be Kidney Me

April 27, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It is a proven, undeniable fact that fat girls love to overexaggerate health issues and bog down parties and make everyone nauseous with their gross stories and photo documentation to boot. Thankfully this doesn't apply to our svelt deathly... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Minute: Skip Pretty and See Titty with Amy Schumer (VIDEO)

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week's Mr. Skin Minute is all about being body positive! READ MORE

Amy Schumer Reveals Hilarious, Awesome, Important, And Unmissable Text Exchange With Jennifer Lawrence

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Do you ever wonder what a friendship is like between two self-obsessed bitches? Well you’re in luck, because even though she’s practically anemic, little skinny minny size six Amy Schumer was somehow able to work up the energy... READ MORE

Size Six Amy Schumer Claims To Eat… Carbs?

April 10, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  I won’t believe it for a second. Size six Amy Schumer clomped onto the set of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert to talk about life with her new chef husband, Chris Fischer. Schumer marrying someone who cooks food... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Talked About Sucking D During Her Vows

February 27, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Our trim little wet vac was talking with Nikki Glaser on SiriusXM when she claimed to have cried while writing touching words about gargling with her hubby's baby batter. READ MORE

And The Bride Wore Size Six

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Congratulations are in order for size six Amy Schumer. Only four months after announcing that she was about to do herself in by dating a chef, Chris Fischer, Schumer has confirmed that she and her eventual cause of death tied... READ MORE

Some Guy Is Actually Sticking It To Amy Schumer

February 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Every now and then the impossible happens. Men discover a way to walk on the moon, the Philadelphia Eagles finally win a Super Bowl, Amy Schumer finally finds a boyfriend. Schumer is no longer single because of her stunning... READ MORE

Open Post: Amy Schumer In Trailer For ‘I Feel Pretty’

February 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I. Hate. Her. So. Much. Watch the trailer for “size six” Amy Schumer’s new flick I Feel Pretty and let us know in the comments how much you’ve grown as a person since absorbing her wisdom and humor. And... READ MORE