This week's Mr. Skin Minute is all about being body positive! READ MORE

  Do you ever wonder what a friendship is like between two self-obsessed bitches? Well you’re in luck, because even though she’s practically anemic, little skinny minny size six Amy Schumer was somehow able to work up the energy... READ MORE

  I won’t believe it for a second. Size six Amy Schumer clomped onto the set of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert to talk about life with her new chef husband, Chris Fischer. Schumer marrying someone who cooks food... READ MORE

Our trim little wet vac was talking with Nikki Glaser on SiriusXM when she claimed to have cried while writing touching words about gargling with her hubby's baby batter. READ MORE

Congratulations are in order for size six Amy Schumer. Only four months after announcing that she was about to do herself in by dating a chef, Chris Fischer, Schumer has confirmed that she and her eventual cause of death tied... READ MORE

Every now and then the impossible happens. Men discover a way to walk on the moon, the Philadelphia Eagles finally win a Super Bowl, Amy Schumer finally finds a boyfriend. Schumer is no longer single because of her stunning... READ MORE

I. Hate. Her. So. Much. Watch the trailer for “size six” Amy Schumer’s new flick I Feel Pretty and let us know in the comments how much you’ve grown as a person since absorbing her wisdom and humor. And... READ MORE

If you've read the news recently, you'll know that Lean Dunham's reputation as the liberal crusader for women, fat women, ugly women, black women, black men, the LGBT community, anyone under thirty-five, cats, birds, house plants, and amoebas is in... READ MORE

Schumer's recent choice in man meat all but solidifies the fact that she's finally given up and will next be seen getting dragged through the streets New York City as a float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. But guys, she's still a... READ MORE

Amy Schumer is going out spitting venom, dousing the media with last-ditch attempts to claim her throne as the "After" Lena Dunham on a subway plastic surgery billboard. Sorry, Schumer, to be Lena Dunham you're going to have to... READ MORE